Ask me anything

[MdR Dave]

"Fortune telling lady, what do you see?
Are there swerves, are there curves, in the road up ahead of me?
Will I die rich or poor? Lose my mind? Or come to some sour end?"

[freedom]

all of them



The answers will make it original.



After world war II, German gov start to think how to prevent another big scale war. So they started to adopt the slogan: make porn, not war.

1) they figured if the average citizen, watch so much porn, that they masturbated for 10 times in the day, they wouldn't have energy to start another war or to hate.

2) men will be so obsessed, why their wives don't do the same thing, that they will not have the mental energy to hate jews, gypsy, etc..

GOLD!

Why can't the people of the world just get along?

What is the dark matter gravitationally dominating our universe?

Why can't i get a date?

[nina_lisa]

"Fortune telling lady, what do you see?
Are there swerves, are there curves, in the road up ahead of me?
Will I die rich or poor? Lose my mind? Or come to some sour end?"

All i see in the magic ball is that you will eat mexican this week.

Why can't the people of the world just get along?

They compare they size of their dicks too much.

What is the dark matter gravitationally dominating our universe?

Ask sheldon

Why can't i get a date?

Ever gave goats a try? I hear they are very loyal as GF.

[Prospero]

Why do you not post in French?

[freedom]

hehehehe

[nina_lisa]

Why do you not post in French?

Parceque j'ai un gros cul

[danthepoetman]

Faudrait tout de même nous en fournir la preuve, jolie Nina Lisa...

[danthepoetman]

Should Angela Merkel spend her vacations in Athens this winter or under the sun of Madrid?

Is your partially homonym Mona Lisa a young man or a woman? and was Leonardo a perv?

Why is the week end only two days?

[nina_lisa]

Should Angela Merkel spend her vacations in Athens this winter or under the sun of Madrid?

Athens traffic jams and pollution is big, so madrid.

Is your partially homonym Mona Lisa a young man or a woman?

it is a gender-less fish.

Why is the week end only two days?

If it was 3, it will be a threesome.

[danthepoetman]

If one lets me down, how many of the proverbial fishes in the sea can there really be for me? And should I use a net or a regular fishing rod?

Does the Bigfoot really exist?

Are gorillas really better lovers than regular guys?