Do you think I should apply?

[robertlouis]

So this ad just appeared on craigslist in Washington DC

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...310486791.html

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

Description:
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

It doesn't specify that TS's aren't welcome to apply... do you think I should?

Given the criteria they've set out, it's highly likely that none of them have ever seen any female close up, let alone topless.

You'll be perfectly safe. More's the pity.....

[TempestTS]

No way dont do it, its 2nd edition or nothing!!!

[GarlicBread]

No way dont do it, its 2nd edition or nothing!!!

You wouldn't want these guys to bring their splat books.

[GrimFusion]

Nude LARPing would be way more fun for a bachelor party

How you gunna LARP without armor!?!

[Quiet Reflections]

How you gunna LARP without armor!?!

I think the Birthday Suit gives the wearer a plus 5 armor boost and auto casts a repel spell on anyone in the immediate area.

[Wendy Summers]

How you gunna LARP without armor!?!

I DO own chainmail...

[youngblood61]

That is to much Wendy! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[danthepoetman]

This is a very good picture, Wendy, very sweet. Seems to really capture a bit of your personality.

[iswallowdeep]

Don't do it Wendy!

But I must say, you could lock me up in a dungeon to play with you anytime!

[GarlicBread]

That pic's enough to get me to drop my PHB!