So where do you pick up your Tranny Soccer Moms?

[youngblood61]

Hot, Ms Summers!

[Prospero]

Don't you Americans use the expression balled anymore - would seem fitting in the case of a soccer mum like Wendy

[BellaBellucci]

Glen Beck does porn now?!

~BB~

[Wendy Summers]

I pick mine up at the Walmart on E. Carson St in Long Beach...they're everywhere!

Loading that into my GPS so I know where to pick you up .

Whenever there's a tranny soccer match, of course.

I can't promise a match but I bet you'd score with me... er against me.

The only single moms I'd date are the ones with wieners. I make enough mistakes on my own.

Might I recommend post-op tgirls? The pregnancy risk is greatly reduced then.

Don't you Americans use the expression balled anymore - would seem fitting in the case of a soccer mum like Wendy

Damn it, I knew I missed a good pun.

Glen Beck does porn now?!

~BB~

Nope... that's Jack. He's better than Mr Beck . I willingly let Jack fuck me.

He does it really well. See how he makes me drip?

[BellaBellucci]

Nope... that's Jack. He's better than Mr Beck . I willingly let Jack fuck me.

Phew! Good. 'Cuz if Beck got you prego, he'd insist that you keep it.

~BB~

[Wendy Summers]

Phew! Good. 'Cuz if Beck got you prego, he'd insist that you keep it.

~BB~

TRUEFAX: I once had sex with a guy who freaked out worrying he would get me pregnant...

Not the brightest crayon in the box

[robertlouis]

I can't promise a match but I bet you'd score with me... er against me.

I used to play right-side midfield, but there are lots of other positions I'd try out with you. My long diagonal passes were legendary.....

[betts]

legendary.....

I can throw a football over them mountains.

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, cute picture. You look really good in it!

Thanks. Trick photography does wonders.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Thanks. Trick photography does wonders.

~BB~

Your modesty becomes you, but for the third time, you look fabulous.

And happy, which makes it even better.