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    IG Gun Bunny Veteran Poster TS Evelyn Summers's Avatar
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    Exclamation My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    Hi there.....



    Last night whilst cruising the strip....I hit a pot hole at 50mph +! and destroyed my rim....




    The 22" rim is $1,981 + Tax......I need a tire to go on it too....The tire I need is a Pirelli Zero Tire...It costs $792 + Tax


    Also my mortgage is about due... Almost $1300! The stock market has not been good to me this go round...and was wondering if You nice peeps could spare a few bills to help out someone in need...Thanks!



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    Bella Doll Platinum Poster BellaBellucci's Avatar
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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    Only a $1300 mortgage? Where oh where is the paradise in which this property exists?

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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    Quote Originally Posted by TS Evelyn Summers View Post
    Hi there.....



    Last night whilst cruising the strip....I hit a pot hole at 50mph +! and destroyed my rim....




    The 22" rim is $1,981 + Tax......I need a tire to go on it too....The tire I need is a Pirelli Zero Tire...It costs $792 + Tax


    Also my mortgage is about due... Almost $1300! The stock market has not been good to me this go round...and as wondering if You nice peeps could spare a few bills to help out someone in need...Thanks!



    xoxo








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    Phew, glad you added that last bit, Evelyn. I had my cheque book out and everything.


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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    Quote Originally Posted by TS Evelyn Summers View Post
    Hi there.....
    Someone had to!

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Phew, glad you added that last bit, Evelyn. I had my cheque book out and everything.
    Aha...That explains the world crowbar shortage!


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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    *sing* The Batmobile lost a wheel and The Joker got away...

    HEY!

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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    where is the donations link?



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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jericho View Post



    Aha...That explains the world crowbar shortage!
    Feckin' sheepshagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Feckin' sheepshagger.
    ... and those kilts! Easy access.

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    Default Re: My Bentley Broke a Wheel!

    And that's why I drive a Corolla.

    I see what you did there.

    It's been an epic day on the forums. Read my signature.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BellaBellucci View Post
    ... and those kilts! Easy access.

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    That's right, Bella - so that the sheep can't hear a zip.....


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

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