What is your favorite way to masturbate?

[Dino Velvet]

No dice. My library card doesn't have enough privileges.

[martin48]

In the beer aisle in Tescos...There's nothing like a quick danger wank!

Every little helps

[trish]

It's more complicated than it need be. Click the edit button. Then click the delete button. Then check the delete box. Then click the delete button. It gives me a head ache whenever I do it. (Taking another gulp of Mosselland Riesling...(I rarely drink whisky in the afternoon)).

[trish]

Well I've still got things to do today, so I'll be taking off.
(Exiting toward the nearest Tescos)

[martin48]

I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!

Isn't technology wonderful? But you can't beat the real thing http://www.lovepalz.com

[Dino Velvet]

It's more complicated than it need be. Click the edit button. Then click the delete button. Then check the delete box. Then click the delete button. It gives me a head ache whenever I do it. (Taking another gulp of Mosselland Riesling...(I rarely drink whisky in the afternoon)).

I'll try again. Thanks for the fun. I always enjoy these interactions with you.

[talldudeil]

The very best way....have someone else do it to you

[Queens Guy]

that's not traditional "masturbation." that's a tugjob and doesn't count.

masturbation should be wholly redefined as the act of self-manual stimulation and tugjob should enter the cultural lexicon...ya know a term that everybody uses for when someone yanks your crank

in fact...i'm starting a new mission. every day from this day forward...i need to work at least 1 new word from urban dictionary into regular live conversation at least 5 times and i'm starting tugjob

Does this count? Or is this ruled out by technicality?

[Icanthelpmyself]

First I get a week bulid-up then think about my favor TS videos put on my cockring lube and just edge for about 30mins 0r 45mins and bust on my favorite scene

[SAMiAM9872]

Totally naked, for sure