What is your favorite way to masturbate?

[Dino Velvet]

Now you'll never look at a light switch in quite the same way ever again

Wonder what kinda modified light switch you got in your house. Some sorta Tim Allen deal that he thought of while still doing time. Think the original idea included duct tape and a spoon. Loosen the wires in the wall and the spoon could be a lighting rod really giving your funhole a charge.

[trish]

i have an android...so siri can suck a dick

I'm sure there's an app for that, just let me google it.

[trish]

Wonder what kinda modified light switch you got in your house.

I wonder too. About 1% of the time when I flick the kitchen light switch to on, the ceiling light goes, "POP!" sending me back to the storage closet to get fresh 60W bulb. Unfortunately, it seems light bulbs die when they climax; but it must be some thrill, right?

[danthepoetman]

[Dino Velvet]

I wonder too. About 1% of the time when I flick the kitchen light switch to on, the ceiling light goes, "POP!" sending me back to the storage closet to get fresh 60W bulb. Unfortunately, it seems light bulbs die when they climax; but it must be some thrill, right?

I'm the cheap type. I never call a guy to fix one thing(unless emergency). I've been pooping in the dark for months now hoping something else goes on the blink. I try to lean to the right to shine the bedroom light on my wiener while I Punish Percy.

[trish]

I'm the cheap type. I never call a guy to fix one thing(unless emergency). I've been pooping in the dark for months now hoping something else goes on the blink. I try to lean to the right to shine the bedroom light on my wiener while I Punish Percy.

I'm beginning to see what you mean...about making a bad impression

[Dino Velvet]

What's this Witchcraft that allows you to delete, Patricia?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm beginning to see what you mean...about making a bad impression

Maybe as a potential landlord.

[trish]

I thought I was posting in the wrong thread and then thought better of it. The secret is the ten minute window of opportunity. You're allowed delete and edit, provided you're fast enough.

[Dino Velvet]

I thought I was posting in the wrong thread and then thought better of it. The secret is the ten minute window of opportunity. You're allowed delete and edit, provided you're fast enough.

I thought you could only edit. I'll try to delete.