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10-11-2012 #21
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10-11-2012 #22
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Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
with a bacon roll in my lefthand ,, jeremy kyle on telly , feet up ,,, listening to abit of classical music , drinking a diet coke and holding the cup in my right hand , while i use my fucking machine with a fleshlight attached to suck me off so i dont have to wank myself .. i am to posh to pull my own pecker these days
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10-11-2012 #23
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10-11-2012 #24
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Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
In the beer aisle in Tescos...There's nothing like a quick danger wank!
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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10-11-2012 #25
Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
i think i have classically conditioned my wife to like her armpits licked. she has always let me do it because i enjoy it...but after pairing it with other things, she actually loves it. i've jerked it a couple of times at night when i know she is tired just licking her pits
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
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10-11-2012 #26
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Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!
2 out of 2 members liked this post."...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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10-11-2012 #27
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Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
Heard of many ways in my days, but this one is the most creative ever…
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10-12-2012 #29
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Re: What is your favorite way to masturbate?
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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