Masturbation

[tsadriana]

Well, if this is true then, 100% of the men in the world who have ever lived since the dawn of human existence, are in fact, gay:

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.” - Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, from Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men

I suppose one can draw certain conclusions about how “Mirror Man” Driscoll likes beat his own meat, can’t one?

What is his book about anyways? Is it a “how to” kind of thing?

David Schmader at The Stranger had a great quip about this:

Every day, in every way, Mark Driscoll seems more and more like one of those devoted heterosexual husbands who begins the love-making process by holding a copy of Mandate over his wife’s face.

Damn, I wish there was a video of this. What a missed opportunity! Think of the potential for “remixes”!

[cutesteph]

Well, I think most men are actually bisexual. Ever since dominant religions became mainstream, there has been anti-gay and transgender movements, which instills fear into men to reject the idea. It was not uncommon for men to engage in gay sex in ancient times.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm about to go in the shower and think intensely about this picture.

[Faldur]

Coming from Seattle pretty familiar with Driscoll's work. Here is some text off the Mars Hill site, there is a video out there somewhere he and his wife discuss the ins and outs of proper anal sex.

Question #21: Can I Perform Anal Sex On My Wife?This set of posts comes from Pastor Mark Driscoll and his wife Grace. The sermon series The Peasant Princess brought up dozens of questions that they felt they should respond to. The result is this blog series: Christian Sex: Frank Answers to Honest Questions. Answer: The body is not well suited for this so make sure your wife is agreeable, do your homework, be careful if she is willing, and do not go from this to normal intercourse since you will infect her with bacteria. When you discuss the issue, it would be helpful for both of you to express why you do or don’t wish to participate in anal sex and then pray about it for a time if there is disagreement. Most people are either for or against it, and very few people are neutral. Many wives are not agreeable to this so do not force it on your wife as she will be tense and that will cause her pain; if you love her you would not seek to shame her or cause her pain. Thus, anal sex is technically permissible, but for a host of reasons may not be beneficial. We do not endorse everything on this website, but if you want to read some commentary on the issue from Christian married women, you can go to Christian Nymphos.

Christian Nymphos? I must be in the wrong church..

[tsadriana]

Reading about what this pastor said it was good entertain for me...i think is more funny then serious.

[reformedcharacter]

"it was only after I managed to put my own cock up my ass that I came into myself"

[GrimFusion]

Well, if this is true then, 100% of the men in the world who have ever lived since the dawn of human existence, are in fact, gay:

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.” - Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, from Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men

That quote is so chocked full of stupidity I don't know where to begin.
This pastor is inferring that anybody who masturbates is basically gay, both men and women alike; and he's only bringing it up to demonize both gays and masturbation. I enjoy how he mentions that the only way to escape being a homosexual is to masturbate while a "wife" is present as if "the gay" is just something a dude can switch on and off like a light switch.

What a troll.

[youngblood61]

That quote is so chocked full of stupidity I don't know where to begin.
This pastor is inferring that anybody who masturbates is basically gay, both men and women alike; and he's only bringing it up to demonize both gays and masturbation. I enjoy how he mentions that the only way to escape being a homosexual is to masturbate while a "wife" is present as if "the gay" is just something a dude can switch on and off like a light switch.

What a troll.

Great avatar Adriana with your great ass in the chair.

[jamesedwards]

Well I don't agree with those statistics.

1. Gay men don't like women.
2. Masturbation is just that, it has nothing to do with being gay or borderline, there is no such thing as borderline gay, either you are or not.
3. The definition of a homosexual is : a person who likes the same sex, who has a deep emotional connection to the same sex, who has SEX WITH THE SAME SEX! There is absolutely no mentioning of masturbation to enjoin for that conclusion.

Well, if this is true then, 100% of the men in the world who have ever lived since the dawn of human existence, are in fact, gay:

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.” - Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, from Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men

I suppose one can draw certain conclusions about how “Mirror Man” Driscoll likes beat his own meat, can’t one?

What is his book about anyways? Is it a “how to” kind of thing?

David Schmader at The Stranger had a great quip about this:

Every day, in every way, Mark Driscoll seems more and more like one of those devoted heterosexual husbands who begins the love-making process by holding a copy of Mandate over his wife’s face.

Damn, I wish there was a video of this. What a missed opportunity! Think of the potential for “remixes”!

[Ben]