Escorts telling clients they are Too 'large' to do Anal

[blkmamba]

That's why I don't see escorts.. cause most girls can't take the blkmamba

[Maxpower26]

Wish I was that exercise bike Adriana! Nice hot sweaty bod on my face

[Tyler___Durden]

What's interesting, Prospero? Two dudes have said they're above average. One guy says he is average. Should we bust out the rulers?
I'm 8 inches flaccid.

Hey Grim, I can check out that bold statement with an Industry-spec
test meter.
This is accurate on men as well as Ts women!!!

[Tyler___Durden]

The real question is, is anyone ever to 'small' to do anal?

Doh!
Yes.
If they are too small they probably aren't going to get in,
though I'll try a ton of positions.

Too big?
Yep. Physical limitations. I'm not going to get damaged for a job.
I love a challenge.
This involves tons of lube and toys/my fingers
Then taking a lot of time to get him in
really slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly.
If I can't get it in without pain or damage then it's not going to happen.

Anyway it's not length but girth that's the issue, when trying to accommodate larger men.
I had a regular client with a longer than average but substantial girth.
Probably at the max I could take. He used to take ages to enter me
bit by bit.
He knew he was substantial in size and that he had to make allowances for that.
A larger man has to take his time to ease in or accept that he is too big to physically get in.

If it was a session deal breaker, then the client should say in advance.
Then I'd say I'd give it my best shot bit there are physical limitations.
and it's then up to him to decide to go ahead with me or not.

[Cecil Rhodes]

As a customer, I also charge for my time, it's just that I'm willing to waive my fee if sex is provided. So if no sex is provided the fees offset and we're square.

Actually if No Sex is provided ( and they are a licensed escort ) you do owe them a fee .

[Cecil Rhodes]

I dont do donkey dicks.....

I like average to above slight average. But 10 inch above? naht ghanna happen....

So you prefer guys smaller than you Evon ?

[Willie Escalade]

Hey Grim, I can check out that bold statement with an Industry-spec
test meter.
This is accurate on men as well as Ts women!!!

Glad Buddy Wood gave me one. Ironically I've yet to use it...on myself...

[Tyler___Durden]

A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.

I've been waiting for this to be posted since the thread was started . I was going do it but i thought it would be better/funnier if someone else does it . It iis posted on most EROS ads and personal websites .

Tyler puts on her best Samuel L Jackson voice:
"Oh please allow me to retort..."

Disclaimer

Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
Pay-sex is illegal in most of the USA. So every escort website in the USA has a disclaimer,
which will say something along the lines of:
“You are paying for my time and company only".
If anything else happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
This faux legalese is, in theory, there to protect Escorts from law enforcement entrapment.
Of course no one is fooled by this semantic game.
If the cops over there read such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
It's mainly put up to give USA escorts defence attorney
something to use when negotiating down the charges.

However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL.
Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.

All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!)
is strictly in return for us having a load of super-orgasmic raunchy sex-fun!
Anything else that takes place between us such as:
conversation, tea drinking, or talking about our holidays, is purely a matter of coincidence
and choice between consenting adults and is certainly not a paid-for service.

So there!

Innit!
I got my lawyer to write it and everything...

[MacShreach]

Tyler puts on her best Samuel L Jackson voice:
"Oh please allow me to retort..."

Disclaimer

Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
Pay-sex is illegal in most of the USA. So every escort website in the USA has a disclaimer,
which will say something along the lines of:
“You are paying for my time and company only".
If anything else happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
This faux legalese is, in theory, there to protect Escorts from law enforcement entrapment.
Of course no one is fooled by this semantic game.
If the cops over there read such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
It's mainly put up to give USA escorts defence attorney
something to use when negotiating down the charges.

However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL.
Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.

All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!)
is strictly in return for us having a load of super-orgasmic raunchy sex-fun!
Anything else that takes place between us such as:
conversation, tea drinking, or talking about our holidays, is purely a matter of coincidence
and choice between consenting adults and is certainly not a paid-for service.

So there!

Innit!
I got my lawyer to write it and everything...

I like it!

[EvonRose]

I agree! Tyler...

It is the wider penis that gives me a hard time, i have taken big ones that are not very wide, feels good, but the wide ones thats the one i can't do...