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    Senior Member Platinum Poster Prospero's Avatar
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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Whatever turns you on.... there is a poem called "let me die a young man's death" which hits the nail written by the Liverpool poet Roger McGough in his youth.


    Let Me Die a Young Man's Death

    Let me die a young man's death
    not a clean and in between the sheets
    holywater death
    not a famous-last-words
    peaceful out of breath death

    When I'm 73
    and in constant good tumour
    may I be mown down at dawn
    by a bright red sports car
    on my way home
    from an allnight party

    Or when I'm 91
    with silver hair
    and sitting in a barber's chair
    may rival gangsters
    with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
    and give me a short back and insides

    Or when I'm 104
    and banned from the Cavern
    may my mistress
    catching me in bed with her daughter
    and fearing for her son
    cut me up into little pieces
    and throw away every piece but one

    Let me die a youngman's death
    not a free from sin tiptoe in
    candle wax and waning death
    not a curtains drawn by angels borne
    'what a nice way to go' death



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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    I can't afford to run a car and do my commute (10 miles each way) by bicycle.


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    Senior Member Platinum Poster Prospero's Avatar
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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    That's the tradition in the Netherlands isn't it?



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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    That's the tradition in the Netherlands isn't it?

    It must be hell peddling in those pointy wooden shoes...And all those hills!


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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    i dont drive , and i really dont know how.
    im terrified to get behind the wheel.

    the first attempt of learning how to drive last year i hit a crow against the wind shield that was a sign of that i a not ment to drive.



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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by ditadior View Post
    i dont drive , and i really dont know how.
    im terrified to get behind the wheel.

    the first attempt of learning how to drive last year i hit a crow against the wind shield that was a sign of that i a not ment to drive.
    Although I am not superstitious, I would have found the crow to be a bad omen myself!
    But anyways, someone as lovely as yourself should always have a private chauffeur, lovely Dita. May I apply for the job?



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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by ditadior View Post
    i dont drive , and i really dont know how.
    im terrified to get behind the wheel.
    That's because you're a girl.
    Wimmins shouldn't drive!
























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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    Whatever turns you on.... there is a poem called "let me die a young man's death" which hits the nail written by the Liverpool poet Roger McGough in his youth.


    Let Me Die a Young Man's Death

    Let me die a young man's death
    not a clean and in between the sheets
    holywater death
    not a famous-last-words
    peaceful out of breath death

    When I'm 73
    and in constant good tumour
    may I be mown down at dawn
    by a bright red sports car
    on my way home
    from an allnight party

    Or when I'm 91
    with silver hair
    and sitting in a barber's chair
    may rival gangsters
    with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
    and give me a short back and insides

    Or when I'm 104
    and banned from the Cavern
    may my mistress
    catching me in bed with her daughter
    and fearing for her son
    cut me up into little pieces
    and throw away every piece but one

    Let me die a youngman's death
    not a free from sin tiptoe in
    candle wax and waning death
    not a curtains drawn by angels borne
    'what a nice way to go' death
    Here's somethin' for 'ya. I've trashed a few bitches in my time too.




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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Escalade View Post
    Those folks who take Garvey Ave and Valley Blvd east of Atlantic sure can't drive...
    I have been at the mercy of others to get about, and it sucked sooo bad, never again will i be without a car. I love to drive, drifting is my new hobby of late, if all goes well with the new job, I will be building yet another car. This time either a mustang or another Rx7.



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    Default Re: Who Here Doesn't Drive Or Even Know How To Drive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Escalade View Post
    Those folks who take Garvey Ave and Valley Blvd east of Atlantic sure can't drive...
    I go thru those fools



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