Decoding Escort Ads .... borrowed from Redbook but worth disseminating here

[Dino Velvet]

Good job. I've seen many girls, when they turn 26, they never, ever have another birthday.

[danthepoetman]

...and never take a pound either. Part of the magic of femininity.
I wouldn't live without it...

[TSCURIOUS]

HAAAA!!!!
There is one on BP NJ saying she's 25. Searching here, SMY says she started her first shoot in 2001 as a MILF!!!!

[Dino Velvet]

HAAAA!!!!
There is one on BP NJ saying she's 25. Searching here, SMY says she started her first shoot in 2001 as a MILF!!!!

She'd be a real lying sack of shit if said "Cougar".

[TSCURIOUS]

Sack of something!!
Now a GRANNY!! And she's from your coast!!

[Wendy Summers]

HAAAA!!!!
There is one on BP NJ saying she's 25. Searching here, SMY says she started her first shoot in 2001 as a MILF!!!!

She probably just hasn't updated her ad in 10 years...

[jennylicious]

Good job. I've seen many girls, when they turn 26, they never, ever have another birthday.

26 is a very attractive age. The Trans scene is full of girls of the very highest looks who, of their own free choice, remained 26 for years. My friend Vicky is an instance in point. To my own knowledge she has been 26 ever since she arrived on the scene at the age of 40, which was many years ago now.

(Apologies to Mr. Wilde)

[Prospero]

Many have an IQ of about 26 too

[dante]

hahhahahahhahaha

[danthepoetman]

26 is a very attractive age. The Trans scene is full of girls of the very highest looks who, of their own free choice, remained 26 for years. My friend Vicky is an instance in point. To my own knowledge she has been 26 ever since she arrived on the scene at the age of 40, which was many years ago now.

(Apologies to Mr. Wilde)

LOL! I love this post! Jenny, the old Oscar would on the contrary be penetrated (?) by a mix of pride and apprehensive respect for both your capacity to express yourself and your sense of observation, in this kind of unusual homage.