It Doesn't Work on Wood

[Wendy Summers]

Since I first got into this crazy business, a lot of my fans tried to convince me to watch Dr. Who. Growing up my Aunt has VHS tapes from the old show and it bored me when I was little. So when the new series came out, I just ignored it.

A few months ago I finally got convinced by a fan to start watching the new series of Dr. Who and I fell in love. When I came across this sonic screwdriver, I knew exactly what to do. One Amy Pond cosplay outfit later, I start using the Doctor-style ingenuity to get around the whole "Doesn't Work on Wood" Problem in a hands-on manner.

What do you think? Would you make me your Companion?

With the new series of Dr. Who out, your favorite geeky shemale can't help but show her love for the Doctor by cosplaying his firey Companion "Amy Pond".

With the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver in hand my sexy tranny ass tries to work my cock, but as we've always been told, it doesn't work work on wood. Not to be deterred, this TS takes matters (and my cock) into my own hand and works myself to a thrilling and satisfying conclusion. Would you like to be my companion for my next adventure ?

[bluerose]

You've left a very very large, possibly goofy, smile on my face. And a tent in my skirt. >.>

[Wendy Summers]

You've left a very very large, possibly goofy, smile on my face. And a tent in my skirt. >.>

If your skirt is blue I'll pretend it's the TARDIS and I'll crawl in there .

[onmyknees]

your capacity for being a geek ( albeit an extremely sexy one) is interesting

[youngblood61]

Yes indeed Wendy!!!!

[Quiet Reflections]

Now you've got me all wibbly wobbly

[JenniferParisHusband]

All of a sudden I'm reminded of Jammy Dodgers.

[Ecstatic]

I love Karen Gillan (Amy Pond), but it's about time the Doctor had a TG for a companion (in Neil Gaiman's episode "The Doctor's Wife," the Doctor refers to a Time Lord named Corsair who had regenerated into both male and female forms: "Doctor: See that snake? The mark of the Corsair. Fantastic bloke. He had that snake as a tattoo in every regeneration. Didn't feel like himself unless he had the tattoo... or herself a couple of times. Oh hoo, she was a bad girl!").

Remember, it's bigger on the inside....

[Wendy Summers]

your capacity for being a geek ( albeit an extremely sexy one) is interesting

I don't fear my geekhood -- I embrace it

Yes indeed Wendy!!!!

Glad you dig it!

Now you've got me all wibbly wobbly

it's timey-wimey stuff

All of a sudden I'm reminded of Jammy Dodgers.

hrmmm... my ass as a Jammy Dodger? Think we can fool some Daleks with it?

I love Karen Gillan (Amy Pond), but it's about time the Doctor had a TG for a companion (in Neil Gaiman's episode "The Doctor's Wife," the Doctor refers to a Time Lord named Corsair who had regenerated into both male and female forms: "Doctor: See that snake? The mark of the Corsair. Fantastic bloke. He had that snake as a tattoo in every regeneration. Didn't feel like himself unless he had the tattoo... or herself a couple of times. Oh hoo, she was a bad girl!").

Remember, it's bigger on the inside....

I totally forgot he had that in the episode... hrm....

[bluerose]

I'd have to say the first companion I had a huge crush on was Nessya. ...*ponders again, and attempts to find her one blue skirt.* ^_^