I'm considering a few new marketing slogans

[Wendy Summers]

I'd like your thoughts:

First up:

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce, I put it on everything."

Second:

"WendySummers.com, it's all fun and games until someone gets cum in their eye."

Third:
"The cake is a lie, mainly because its smeared all over me."



And so you don't feel shortchanged by this thread: Here's a naked pic:

[Quiet Reflections]

Wendy Summers..."Here's the Beef"

[maxpower]

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce, I put it on everything."

Just don't put your dick on Frank's Hot Sauce. Ouch.

[Wendy Summers]

Just don't put your dick on Frank's Hot Sauce. Ouch.

Why not... I put that shit on everything.

[Dino Velvet]

Fixed a little.

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce. It'll set your ass on fire well into the next day."

[danthepoetman]

Good slogans, but from the first to the second, the thought of the red sauce in the eye inspires some discomfort. It just reminds me of someone I knew whom once, after rubbing himself with Bengay or something, scratched his asshole.
Don’t mind my senile drivels. I have come up with a few more slogans. Here they are:
“She’s so pretty in pink you then see life as rosy”.
“So soft and lovely you will want to kiss her as spic-and-span as Mr Clean”.
"So good and adorable she makes sweets taste sour".
...Well, I guess publicity might not be my vocation...

[Willie Escalade]

That second one is boss!

[TempestTS]

How about -

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Always a favorite of mine...

[Wendy Summers]

How about -

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Always a favorite of mine...

Too easily misheard as Kiddie fuck and that's just gross.

[TempestTS]

Too easily misheard as Kiddie fuck and that's just gross.

You plan on saying it or just typing it? Maybe you can just use pictures for the slow learners LOL