If you had to bang one person from the Pro Wrestling world...

[Dino Velvet]

And Chyna could do me... ha ha!

Hey Ben, if you were a wrestler your finisher would be a Small Package. Then you'd jump in victory to the middle turnbuckle pointing down at yer lil' nuthin' which makes the crowd pop.

[Ben]

Hey Ben, if you were a wrestler your finisher would be a Small Package. Then you'd jump in victory to the middle turnbuckle pointing down at yer lil' nuthin' which makes the crowd pop.

Ha ha ha! Oh, Dino, what would the finishing move consist of? Could you conjure up anything -- ha ha!
Oh, imagine Mint and I wrestling in a WWE ring....

[Dino Velvet]

Ha ha ha! Oh, Dino, what would the finishing move consist of? Could you conjure up anything -- ha ha!
Oh, imagine Mint and I wrestling in a WWE ring....

From what I think you'd want done you'd never tap out no matter how excruciating the pain was. Which Lindsay Lohan song would you use for an entrance theme?

[south ov da border]

I would so let Beth Phoenix have her way with me...

[Ben]

From what I think you'd want done you'd never tap out no matter how excruciating the pain was. Which Lindsay Lohan song would you use for an entrance theme?

Ha ha ha! Oh, Lindsay -- ha ha! This one...
I'd want a tag team partner, too. And Lindsay Lohan could be our "manager" ha ha!

[Dino Velvet]

Ha ha ha! Oh, Lindsay -- ha ha! This one...
I'd want a tag team partner, too. And Lindsay Lohan could be our "manager" ha ha!

That's good. Here's your tag team partner.
Birds Of A Feather will be the team's name.




Add this character and go for the 6-Man Belts.

[Ben]

That's good. Here's your tag team partner.
Birds Of A Feather will be the team's name.




Add this character and go for the 6-Man Belts.

No... I want Prince Flackoo to be my partner -- in more ways than one -- ha ha!
His name would be: Eruption.... My name: Little Willy.
Our tag team name: The Goo Guys... ha ha!

[betts]

Prince Flackoo

gross

[JenniferParisHusband]

gross

I hate to knock anyone's personal tastes, but Flackoo is a little creepy.

[south ov da border]

Beth Phoenix should do porn. Just once. I'd buy it. Chyna has a mini dick clit going on. And she's FUCKED in the head now. Sad.

Remember Kimberly Page?