total recall - the remake

[bob.chicken]

they don't even go to Mars whats that about bring back Arnie

terrible terrible film

least the got the 3 tits in. So...anyone seen it?

Also what you think was he dreaming or was he really an undercover agent who went to mars/saved the world!?!

[tao1kiku]

Lots of action, explosions, chase scenes, but storyline - sucked.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

More proof that Hollywood is bereft of ANY new ideas!

[Quiet Reflections]

it was pg-13 so they went with a money making story over a good story

[danthepoetman]

Too bad: the original was funny. They could have made so much with today’s technology…
I’m glad I now know, I was about to go see it…

[MrChris75]

There was literally no humor in this one besides the scenes that tried to be serious but came off as cheesy or cliched.

[LibertyHarkness]

why remake a classic movie anyway ...epicfail! wait till the remake of the goonies and flight of the navigator come out as well ,, they will be epic fails as well ....

[Quiet Reflections]

I love porn remakes. You can't beat off to them but they are great for a laugh. He liberty what part would you play and who would you cast is a "Just-TS league" or "The Assvengers" movie

[south ov da border]

that movie should not have been made at all. I think the movies this summer are really titled for an agenda. But maybe that's just me and my scatterbrain thnking too much...

[Prospero]

There have been the odd case where the remake is as good -or even more rarely - better than the original. But usually it's an unimaginative and cynical Hollywood attempt to cash in on a success story sort of: "It made money then - so if we re-make with some contemporary stars it'll make even more money."

Think "The Italian job" or "Sleuth " for examples of how truly dreadful a remake can be.