This Week at the Safe House

[susi1045]

more picts , but the ones i was nakedddd...fishiiiii lol

[ed_jaxon]

So Saturday I was drinking for the first time in a week due to an unfortunate incident with a triflin assed individual.

I get my first beer and down it and pass the empty to Colleen who was manning the bar. That's when it gets weird.

So I get me second beer but after a few sips it disappears. I am fairly sure I did not drink it all but I cannot find it anywhere in the bar so I chalk it up as a loss. Then the shit happens again with my third beer! Bermuda triangle of lagers.

So now I am thinking someone is fucking with me big time and I tell those evil fuckers to keep their hands off my beer.

Well one guy says he sees my beer and when I look , you guessed it he swiped my beer. Now it's a running joke.

So I fixed those fuckers.

I taped my next three beers to my hand with masking tape.

[ed_jaxon]

more picts , but the ones i was nakedddd...fishiiiii lol

There were not any pics of you naked Susi. Ya tease.

Be in NYC next week.

[ed_jaxon]

So we have another pretty big party this week.

Saturday we are hosting "Tranny's a Poppin" but don't get mad at ol' Ed for that name.

Hit me up for more info.

[BLKGSXR]

Im telling ol girls to go to this! I need eyes and ears where yours do not venture Lol.

[susi1045]

that was you with the legs open and me giving you a colonoscopeeeee lolol

So we have another pretty big party this week.

Saturday we are hosting "Tranny's a Poppin" but don't get mad at ol' Ed for that name.

Hit me up for more info.

[ed_jaxon]

Susi,

If you were not so cute, sexy, fun to be around, easy to get along with and beautiful I would not have anything to do with you.

Naw, I would still love you.

[ed_jaxon]

Another Saturday another party.

Spankings, dancers, and assorted adult fun.

Come out if you are in Chicago.

Hit me up here for all the details. Adres, time, cover etc.

Ed

[susi1045]

that is what she sayss.. fishiii .

Susi,

If you were not so cute, sexy, fun to be around, easy to get along with and beautiful I would not have anything to do with you.

Naw, I would still love you.

[ed_jaxon]

Yeah we are some sick fuckers.

we had a good crowd but shit started a little slow so I took one for the team and got spanked in front of a crowd.

Then shit went south quick.

Coco danced on stage but when ol boy got up there......

all I can say was he became a human sock puppet complete with the hand up his ass.

You all are a little worse off for having read this.

You call it crazy we call it Saturday.