Am I a Chicago Cubs Fan?

[ed_jaxon]

As a boy of the 1970s who grew up a Dodger fan I hated the Cincinnati Reds but I sure respected them. Bench, Perez, Morgan, Rose, Concepción, Foster, Geronimo, Griffey... Still remember the fucks like it were yesterday.

In 1974, Dock Ellis felt that was a problem for the Pirates, they respected the Reds too much.

So he swore the next time they played them he was going to hit every one of those motherfuckers.

http://www.baseballreliquary.org/ellis.htm

While his act temporarily split the team (some including Pops Stargell felt he made brothers look bad) when the two teams faced off again later in the summer a full fledged brawl broke out and the entire team united against the Reds. The Pirates went on to win the division that year.

[ed_jaxon]

You might be a Cubs fan if:

You feel the location of Wrigley next to Boys Town is a convenient coincidence.

You have ever peed your pants and rather than going home, you just tied your jacket around your waist and kept drinking.

You think you have a chance with Jennifer Paris and when she turns you down you think to yourself maybe next year.

[onmyknees]

I love sucking dick, and getting fucked in the ass....does that make me a Chicago Cubs fan?

Some Cubby fans are pitchers, some catchers, still others Sado
masochists. That is to say the relish in pain and humiliation. You're 2 out of the 3.

[Dino Velvet]

In 1974, Dock Ellis felt that was a problem for the Pirates, they respected the Reds too much.

Talk about the Red Menace back then, huh?

[Willie Escalade]

Um...go Dodgers!

(I don't know what else to say...)

[ARMANIXXX]

um...go dodgers!

(i don't know what else to say...)

giants son!

[Willie Escalade]

giants son!

Not last night...

[ARMANIXXX]

Not last night...

20 minutes.....

20 minutes.



Besides

GIANTS 55 - 44 = .556
dogers 54 - 47 = .535


That's what's up.