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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default Since There's A Prince Of Darkness Who's The King Of Darkness?

    King of Kings? Every time I eat lamb my poo smells of sulfur. God Of Darkness must be The Father.

    Thinking out loud muttering things under my breath again...










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    I think the King just divided up his realm and gave his sons conditional dominion of the pieces. The King remains the king. The sons are princes of the realm and lords over their allotted dominions. The prince of darkness is a misnomer, he's the son of the King but the lord over darkness. The real question is, if this is right who is the mother of lord of darkness? Is she hot? Was she a great lay? Why did her son get such a shitty deal?


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    Default Re: Since There's A Prince Of Darkness Who's The King Of Darkness?

    I dunno... I think I met him once, but there wasn't enough light to see who he was.


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    Carol Mueller.


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    Default Re: Since There's A Prince Of Darkness Who's The King Of Darkness?

    Quote Originally Posted by trish View Post
    I think the King just divided up his realm and gave his sons conditional dominion of the pieces. The King remains the king. The sons are princes of the realm and lords over their allotted dominions. The prince of darkness is a misnomer, he's the son of the King but the lord over darkness. The real question is, if this is right who is the mother of lord of darkness? Is she hot? Was she a great lay? Why did her son get such a shitty deal?
    Food for thought.

    Basically God kicks a child to the garage apartment telling him to keep his mouth shut and his powder dry until the day they all pull the cape over us after they liberated our assets and enslaved our minds. In the meantime he delegates mischievous jurisdiction to his male offspring.

    Just because someone lords over something doesn't make him The Lord. I'm a landlord. Am I The Lord Of My Terrain?

    As far as who The Preying Mantis Over The Dark Dominion is I'll have to take another hit and get back to 'ya. Maybe Gloria Allred.




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    Pat Sajak O_o?
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    Default Re: Since There's A Prince Of Darkness Who's The King Of Darkness?

    Quote Originally Posted by Erika1487 View Post
    Pat Sajak O_o?
    But Trebek has all the answers.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    But Trebek has all the answers.

    Omg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Erika1487 View Post
    Omg
    Some fuckin' moron even gave him permission to enter his home and bite him on the neck. In writing, no less.




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    It's gotta be you, Dino



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