Fred Willard Gets Pounced On By Police While Punishing Percy In A Porno Theater

[MrF]

Porno theaters are a really ancient delivery mechanism for porn, but then again Fred is a really ancient guy and probably just doing what he's used to. Probably doesn't have a cell phone either. But it's a sad story.

I bet Leno invites him on. Jay likes these bizarre stories. Only question is if Fred would accept making a spectacle of himself.

[Dino Velvet]

remember peewee Herman being caught jacking off


http://www.mugshots.org/hollywood/pee-wee-herman.html

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. [Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all.] Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

Good stuff, Natina. Never get enough Pee-Wee.

[Dino Velvet]

I bet Leno invites him on. Jay likes these bizarre stories. Only question is if Fred would accept making a spectacle of himself.

Willard does bits for Leno all the time. It's Jim Norton that everybody was watching.

[Merkurie]

Just who was Fred abusing here, but himself?
Perhaps the audience was offended that while in the middle of trying to enjoy "Backdoor Sluts 12" with the family, some old guy was playing pocket pool a few rows over?

Where is the crime here? Or maybe he did not wait until the lights went off.

[Dino Velvet]

Where is the crime here? Or maybe he did not wait until the lights went off.

Or he reached into a fella's buttery popcorn to put a little grease on Percy.

[theone1982]

I'll probably look dumb by saying this, but am I the only one that's surprised there are actually still porno theatres? I mean, I know there are places with individual rooms for one person, but I'm surprised there are actually still theatres where groups of people sit together and watch porn. And, on a side note, it seems to me that watching porn in a communal environment like that is a fetish, in other words, people who go there are more turned on by being in that environment than the actual movie on the screen.

[goliath_91710]

people video taped the whole orgy in the theater and it is on the INTERNET some where.

everyone has a camera these days

Link?

[natina]