Hands off the Hoff

[Helvis2012]

Cumberland Farms had no idea what was coming. Promotional cutouts of the Hoff are disappearing from stores everywhere! More than five-hundred cutouts were made to promote the store's iced coffee deal and as of today, only twenty remain in stores.

Clearly, fans can't get enough of the Hoff.

[danthepoetman]

What in hell are they doing with them? Should we think the robbers to be a bunch of crazed feminine fans? I mean, what do you do with a half size carton character? Sleep with it? Put it in your kitchen and have conversations with it?

Here’s one more thing out of the twilight zone…

[rodinuk]

They're being used in sports bars and pubs as floor mats because they're excellent at absorbing alcohol.

[danthepoetman]

They're being used in sports bars and pubs as floor mats because they're excellent at absorbing alcohol.

Wow ! you always think you’ve seen and heard everything… So I guess it’s kind of a tribute to the Hoff man: step on his figure to drink plentifully… The guy should be happy. Those walking all over him will be.
Thanks !