first time anal

[michelle83]

No not confused just reading and thanking it it was at work so really couldn't respond either. And as for enema is there a time frame in which I should use it.

[michelle83]

Taking not thanking. Lol some time auto correct sucks.

[Prospero]

Douche or enema after your last shit and as soon as possible before you see your partner

[rockabilly]

Seriously though... and even though it seems like he's being mean, seanchai can back me up on this since we're both in the 'biz'.... a table spoon of mayonnaise in the anal cavity helps calm the nerves, loosens the muscles and reacts with your natural moisture to insure about two hours of steady lubrication. I KNOW it sounds strange but it's an old porn trick from way back and we all do it for heavy anal scenes. (you'll want to administer the 'industry secret' about an hour before play time) Best of luck.

So that's why it's called Miracle Whip huh?

Or could explain the whole "Duke Chutes" phrase from HAs past.

[danthepoetman]

Michelle83, you’re happily married with a loved daughter, your wife has a boyfriend who also wants to take you out on a date and then fuck you with her consent and knowledge, you want to transition and are in search of a good psychiatrist, before what you need good advices to get fucked in the ass for the first time on that very occasion. Have I followed properly ? Now you’re being advised to put some mayonnaise (preferably Hellman or Miracle Whip and/or salad cream if you are in England) in your ass and sleep all night in foetal position to prepare your muscles and intestinal tissues, then have an enema after your last poop and just before the actual ass fucking (or use some Tabasco for a potentially spicier experience). Am I still following ?

You know, at first I was reading your last two posts and thinking that Freud would have a bit to say about that lapsus or slip, you know, “taking it not thanking it” ? I myself thought it to be kind of sexy. Now as I read more and more of the thread going backward, I admit i started to feel, well… way too old for this crazy world…(No sarcasm intended to any of you people. Just a sum total of all parts thing…)

Anyways if I should add my two cents to it all, I find that despite the good advice also given previously, a little glass of wine or such thing (one!) and a very hot bath help relax the body a lot, if you have such possibility…
And of course, good luck !

[brickcitybrother]

Quiet Reflections has some great thoughts, I'll only add that you should think it through. It seems a bit off that your wife has a boyfriend - if you just told her about your desires. Be that as it may - why should your first dick be someone connected to your wife? I'll leave that to you.

Think about protection too!

Me I don't care if you're faking all of this. But I would suggest that your daughter does not need to know EVER who you have fucked or who has ever fucked you. Nor does your daughter ever need to know your wife was in on this or that she's fucking someone else WHILE you two are still married.

I think everyone is entitled to some secrets ... you may want this experience to be one of them.

[Rivz]

Mayo? FUCK I've been using ketchup this whole time. Thanks wikipedia.

[kunikat]

Sorry.....but sleeping with a food enema is not a good idea, holding liquids inside your butt for a while will help you learn to relax, use warm coffee can be helpful, but not foods, real chance of infection.

I have heard the mayo one so many times, but only if you hold it in for a short time and flush out clean.

Only real advice I can offer is take you time, use a good lube and enjoy the fucking....a hot room will help



Kuni

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[danthepoetman]

Warm coffee… do you mean in her ass, kunikat? Seems to me this could just add to the confusion… Now the poor thing has seen suggested to her to insert in her ass mayo, ketchup, tabasco and warm coffee. Almost a meal in itself. Eventually, she’ll be stuffed with a very particular mix of condiments and may feel a bit like a wild thanksgiving turkey.
Maybe we should just let her do her thing and see later on how it went…