Creepiest thing a partner has done?

[MdR Dave]

What's the creepiest thing a partner in a long term relationship has done to you?

I don't mean sick, nasty, violent- please- I mean just creepy.

I was living in MD with a girl I went to college with; we both dropped out at the same time and found ourselves a place outside of Baltimore. Adopted a couple of dogs from the local shelter, and tried to carve some domesticity out of our drug-ridden lives.

I was having these dreams- felt like wet dreams- about getting a blowjob. Every night. I told her about them and she confessed-

She was giving me head while I slept. It freaked me out because when we were in school people used to joke about her casting spells, being a witch . . .

I declared her a succubus and moved out immediately.

Et vous?

[JenniferParisHusband]

I had a girl from "abroad" who decided she was going to "cure" me of my food allergies by secretly placing small levels of the things I was allergic to in my food, and over time building up to full servings. I started to feel like crap, and spent a few months really run down and never feeling good, and then had my throat close up due to the shellfish allergy. A trip to the hospital revealed all, and she was out on her ass the next morning.

[Yeah]

I had a girl breakup with me so she could go off and marry her abusive ex. After several months she left him because of the abuse. She started to stop by unanounced and wanted to date me again. I wished her luck and said no. Than she stopped by and left me a stuffed bunny and a chocolate bunny (Raster Time) and a 5 page single spaced letter saying she screwed up and she wanted to be friends and shit. Luckily I just bought a house so I moved and she doesn't no where.

[MdR Dave]

". . . a stuffed bunny and a chocolate bunny. . ."

Awesome!

[Teydyn]

Creepiest thing my wife did was to marry me...

Adopted a couple of dogs
...
I was having these dreams- felt like wet dreams- about getting a blowjob. Every night. I told her about them and she confessed-

Better her then the dogs?

[shaustin]

Better her then the dogs?

Agreed. I felt that was where the story was leading aswell, but finding out it was the girl, FAR less creepy.

Personally I see nothing creepy about oral while asleep, then again I wake up pretty easily.

[Quiet Reflections]

After I broke up with this one girl she got a tattoo of my face with "together Forever" under it. After a few months of her stalking me,(letters,flowers,dropping by my house,sending food,etc) I got a restraining order. No less than a week later I got a picture text from a mutual friend and she got the eyes blacked out on the tat as well as a knife through the head. She is now married with 2 kids and her son has my first name and her daughter has my middle name.

[south ov da border]

hiding my clothes while I showered because she didn't want me to leave

telling me that I had to help her do a "trabajo" because the spirits didn't want us together

those are two I can remember...

[ibanezuk]

re the first post. blow jobs in my sleep? i've always wanted my partner to wake me up like that.
shit, i must be in the creepy pile

[MdR Dave]

re the first post. blow jobs in my sleep? i've always wanted my partner to wake me up like that.
shit, i must be in the creepy pile

But she didn't wake me up - she was sucking the life out of me as I slept and if I hadn't told her about the dreams she probably would never have mentioned it.

That's just wrong.