Nikki Montero in London - Things she should do whilst in London?

[Fancy fancy]

I have just seen that Nikki is coming to London in the coming days. I am in a slight predicament. I would like to offer Nikki a BFE (that means Boyfriend Experience), though as I bank with Natwest, I am currently unable to access the necessary funds - I am hoping that this opportunity does not pass me, or indeed her by. Maybe she will decide to throw a freebie due to the on-going credit-crunch that still afflicts the nation, and my youthful good looks may also help swing it.

However, I digress. What should this little Chilean peasant girl do whilst in London? I have a few ideas, in no particular order:

[1] Succumb to Rebecca Fox's 10 inches
[2] Steal the wheels from Sammy Valentine's Ford Escort and replace them with bricks
[3] Take a photo of her own arsehole, Photoshop it extensively to make it look like some type of artistic vortex, gift it to Prospero, who will in turn upload it as his new avatar
[4] Give Love to Pay a freebie

If anyone would like to add to the above, she will have a ready made itinary that I am sure she would be grateful for.


Much Love




Fancy

[LibertyHarkness]

Or she could just stick an advert up on eros and adultwork and rinse out some clients for her duration then go party hardcore for a couple of days at end

[iago_delgado]

Whilst England for Wimbledon is swimming in the rain, Portugal for July/August is hosting a number of open air concerts (in the SWELTERING sun!).

Join us in Portugal!

[rodinuk]

[4] Give Love to Pay a freebie

A banned member who condoned and promoted violence against t-girls.
Poor choice.

[Prospero]

Love2pay... the word is he does still hassle some of the girls who post here....

[Fancy fancy]

Rod, a light hearted piece I am sure you can appreciate; violence against anyone is never cool

[rodinuk]

of course Fancy, I understand

[MDM23]

She should go to Fabric on Sunday night :-p

[robertlouis]

Eat Eel Pie, Mash and Liquor in the East End and have a right old knees up with some Pearly Kings and Queens.

Isn't that what everyone does? Cor, luvaduck, apples 'n pears.....

[buttslinger]

Portobello Road Saturday morning.
Four Hour Dinner for eight at a real nice London Restaurant, Uncle Prospero's treat.........