Favorite term for masturbating?

[Quiet Reflections]

roughing up the suspect

[GrimFusion]

I've seen a few sites lately that call it "self abuse". I don't really understand how masturbation could be considered abuse, though. :

[oak]

punch the clown?

[Prospero]

Beating the meat? Though being a Brit, wanking is our default expression.

Woody Allen was good on masturbation. He said: "Don't knock it. it is sex with someone you love."

[SammiValentine]

cracking one off.

[loveboof]

Bash the bishop, spank the monkey, choke the chicken, 5 knuckle shuffle ... etc

(although I obviously say 'wank' lol)

[rameses2]

Test firing the Death Star...

[Richctdude]

"punching the pope"

[rodinuk]

Woody Allen was good on masturbation. He said: "Don't knock it. it is sex with someone you love."

... can't remember it exactly but in one of his films he tells the girl he's about to bed that he's been practising a lot on his own so it should be good.....

Although you could rub one out I personally like the term 'Tommy Tank'

[loren]

Something about it, I find "wank" funny.