Bloody Wimbledon

[SammiValentine]

Bring back Ms Navratilova

bet she is /was lethal with a strap on shaped like a racket.

ouch!

[Prospero]

Which end would she use Sammi?.... as you say OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!

[SammiValentine]

the business end

[Prospero]

Remember that old song - which would sum that up -"Wide eyed and legless"

[beaufont]

Fancy a game of double's Sammi?? I will let you stand at the front of the court any excuse to see your ass in white panties mmmmm

[robertlouis]

Back to the tennis.

Murray's win last night was wonderful to watch. Yet again two men playing at the very top of their game until Bagdhatis visibly tired.

Every night seems to be serving up some high drama and some brilliant tennis. This is turning into one of the best, and most intriguing, Wimbledons in recent years.

Very happy to show you the rudiments of the game, Sammi. My main racket is an extender - the handle is 1.5 cm longer than the usual. Not that I'm boasting or anything.....

[SammiValentine]

I still stand by the fact that tennis is wank.

15-0

[Prospero]

I still stand by the fact that tennis is wank.

15-0

Just like soccer!

[SammiValentine]

dunno what soccer is tbh.... x

[Prospero]

Sorry that is "American" innit. I mean football