Bloody Wimbledon

[Prospero]

I'm past 40, love, but I'd get into a deuce of a situation with Sammi given a chance. if she's game, then we'll set something up for a match.

I'd love to bowl this maiden over... er whoops.

[robertlouis]

I'm past 40, love, but I'd get into a deuce of a situation with Sammi given a chance. if she's game, then we'll set something up for a match.

I'd love to bowl this maiden over... er whoops.

A backhanded compliment, if ever I heard one.

This match with Federer is something else, not the same quality as Rosol vs Nadal, but pretty nerve-shredding.

[beaufont]

In a match against Sammi I would have to secrve up a volley of compliment's & hope she would not produce an amazing lob in reply or maybe she could make a pass on my forehand

[SammiValentine]

I am all about the forearm smash

[beaufont]

Can't beat a little Carry On inuendo OOOHHHH Matron lol

I imagine you grip the racket hard!!! With you bent over you could rest on your tennis elbows & I could smash you with some topspin on the Hardcourt

[robertlouis]

I am all about the forearm smash

That's wrestling luv, but I get your drift.....

Meanwhile, Federer survives after five sets.

And does anyone give a toss (ooh matron!!! ) about the women?

[beaufont]

The womens game these days just seem to be a shreekfest, so bad you need to press the ,ute button sometimes - so fucking annoying

I don't remember Steffi Graff making that much noise??

[robertlouis]

The womens game these days just seem to be a shreekfest, so bad you need to press the ,ute button sometimes - so fucking annoying

I don't remember Steffi Graff making that much noise??

(Even ) I've never succeeded in making any woman make as much noise as the likes of Sharapova summons up with every damn shot. She drowns out the sound of the 747s stacked over Heathrow. And I've played tennis all my life and you never hear anything like that at club or even county level. It's become "part of the game", like footballers writhing on the ground and clutching their faces after the merest ankle tap.

Ladies, STFU please. Except in bed, of course.

[Prospero]

Bring back Ms Navratilova

[SammiValentine]

Can't beat a little Carry On inuendo OOOHHHH Matron lol

I imagine you grip the racket hard!!! With you bent over you could rest on your tennis elbows & I could smash you with some topspin on the Hardcourt

haha the more balls on centre court with me.. the better my service game is