I am CRISTIANO RONALDO

[Nikka]

so first half of the game 0 - 0

[robertlouis]

so first half of the game 0 - 0

No you're not - you don't love yourself quite as much as he does. Bloody good game, btw.

[shaustin]

so first half of the game 0 - 0

it's soccer, what else would the score be?!

[Nikka]

Penalties!!

[MdR Dave]

it's soccer, what else would the score be?!

He shoots, he scores, he's shaustin.


Gooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll!

[rodinuk]

he now looks like a complete twat - having waited like a Prima Donna to score the winning penalty rather than taking an early one - since his colleagues faltered on the way.

Which Ronaldo pose should we adopt?

a) Hands on hips

b) Face in hands

c) Grimace in the tackle

[maddygirl]

I don't care if he's a self-absorbed asshole, he's hot, lol. I'd take him <3

[robertlouis]

I don't care if he's a self-absorbed asshole, he's hot, lol. I'd take him <3

There are also rumours to the effect that he HAS a self-absorbing asshole.....

Germany should stuff Italy and outplay the Spanish on Sunday. Spain have been a massive disappointment despite reaching the final.

[robertlouis]

so first half of the game 0 - 0

Now they're out, he's all yours, Nikka.

[maddygirl]

There are also rumours to the effect that he HAS a self-absorbing asshole.....

Germany should stuff Italy and outplay the Spanish on Sunday. Spain have been a massive disappointment despite reaching the final.

Ew I hope not