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Thread: I'm not gay....
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06-14-2012 #1
I'm not gay....
I only fuck straight guys.
A male friend told me that the other day joking around, I thought it was funny and wanted to share.
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06-14-2012 #2
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Re: I'm not gay....
... And the pope dosn't wear a funny hat
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06-14-2012 #3
Re: I'm not gay....
I'm not gay either! I'm just 1/2 queer!
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06-14-2012 #4
Re: I'm not gay....
I keep all of my daughter's dead hamsters in my pantaloons. I tell the ladies I prefer doggy style and casually slip them out before I plug'er up. It absolutely works! Once the hair falls out, they even look like real testicles... for the first month or so. After that they start turning black and I have to get rid of them, but I have a system for that too. In the summer when I get cut off in traffic, I pull up next to the jackass at a red light and toss a few into his window just before the light turns green. Too bad most of the women I screw get sick.
I don't have a daughter and I don't keep hamsters in my pants. I'm not so sure about those women getting sick, though. Seems a little fishy.
Last edited by GrimFusion; 06-14-2012 at 10:37 PM.
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06-15-2012 #5
Re: I'm not gay....
"Well ,actually I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body.
But it's more complicated than that"
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06-15-2012 #6
Re: I'm not gay....
I'm not bicurious, I'm biserious
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06-15-2012 #7
Re: I'm not gay....
I don't consider my self gay, but I'm attracted to shemales, weird?