I'm not gay....

[Rivz]

I only fuck straight guys.

A male friend told me that the other day joking around, I thought it was funny and wanted to share.

[themaster]

... And the pope dosn't wear a funny hat

[Rolando]

I'm not gay either! I'm just 1/2 queer!

[GrimFusion]

I keep all of my daughter's dead hamsters in my pantaloons. I tell the ladies I prefer doggy style and casually slip them out before I plug'er up. It absolutely works! Once the hair falls out, they even look like real testicles... for the first month or so. After that they start turning black and I have to get rid of them, but I have a system for that too. In the summer when I get cut off in traffic, I pull up next to the jackass at a red light and toss a few into his window just before the light turns green. Too bad most of the women I screw get sick.

I don't have a daughter and I don't keep hamsters in my pants. I'm not so sure about those women getting sick, though. Seems a little fishy.

[sukumvit boy]

"Well ,actually I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body.
But it's more complicated than that"

[Rivz]

I'm not bicurious, I'm biserious

[ptyseminole]

I don't consider my self gay, but I'm attracted to shemales, weird?