Page 1 of 8 123456 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 73

Thread: Running mate?

  1. #1
    Senior Member Platinum Poster Prospero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Erewhon
    Posts
    24,238

    Default Running mate?

    One wonders who the great Mitt might pick for his running mate to be Presidet of Amercia.

    Maybe Dan Quayle might fit the bill?



    Or fellow Mormon (a convert no less) the intellectual and demagogue par excellance Glen Beck.



  2. #2
    Just another net knob Junior Poster jimbo1974's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    South West UK
    Posts
    258

    Default Re: Running mate?

    The only thing with the same level of IQ / Charisma that i can think of would be an amoeba.

    It would be the ideal running mate for "Mitt"



  3. #3
    Hung Angel Platinum Poster trish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    The United Fuckin' States of America
    Posts
    13,898

    Default Re: Running mate?

    The Eliza program.


    "...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.

    "...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.

  4. #4
    Platinum Poster Silcc69's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    BIBLE BELT BITCH
    Posts
    6,610

    Default Re: Running mate?

    Ted Nugent.


    Quote Originally Posted by tjinla2001
    I haven't just let a single prostitute cum in my mouth. Hundreds- more likely thousands of transvesites have shot their loads in my mouth. God bless america
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!

  5. #5
    Senior Member Silver Poster
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    3,563

    Default Re: Running mate?

    Smithers
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	Simpsons Waylon Smither.jpg 
Views:	135 
Size:	23.1 KB 
ID:	475938  


    World Class Asshole

  6. #6
    Platinum Poster robertlouis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    York UK
    Posts
    12,089

    Default Re: Running mate?

    OMK, obviously.


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

  7. #7
    Platinum Poster Silcc69's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    BIBLE BELT BITCH
    Posts
    6,610

    Default Re: Running mate?

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    OMK, obviously.
    They wouldn't touch that fool with a 50 feet pole.


    Quote Originally Posted by tjinla2001
    I haven't just let a single prostitute cum in my mouth. Hundreds- more likely thousands of transvesites have shot their loads in my mouth. God bless america
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!
    I AM A GUY NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!

  8. #8
    Platinum Poster robertlouis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    York UK
    Posts
    12,089

    Default Re: Running mate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Silcc69 View Post
    They wouldn't touch that fool with a 50 feet pole.
    Really??? Are you sure? Remember who they picked last time?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	sarah-palin-winking.jpg 
Views:	132 
Size:	43.3 KB 
ID:	476200  


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

  9. #9
    Platinum Poster Ben's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    11,514

    Default Re: Running mate?

    It'll be Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels.... (Or one would think it'd be a strong so-called Christian conservative from the South. Someone like Marco Rubio. He's a good ol' Southern Baptist. He's young. Only 41. To counter Mitt Romney's age. He's 66 next year. And Mitt's religious devotion remains in doubt, as it were.)
    There are no Sarah Palins on the horizon. I seriously doubt Romney would pick, say, Michele Bachmann.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	Mitch-Daniels.jpg 
Views:	133 
Size:	45.7 KB 
ID:	476220   Click image for larger version. 

Name:	Mitch-Daniels 1.jpg 
Views:	148 
Size:	168.4 KB 
ID:	476221   Click image for larger version. 

Name:	MarcoRubiofigher.jpg 
Views:	119 
Size:	31.5 KB 
ID:	476222  



  10. #10
    Platinum Poster Ben's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    11,514

    Default Re: Running mate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    One wonders who the great Mitt might pick for his running mate to be Presidet of Amercia.

    Maybe Dan Quayle might fit the bill?



    Or fellow Mormon (a convert no less) the intellectual and demagogue par excellance Glen Beck.
    Dan Quayle was a very weak VeeP pick. I mean, Bush the Father could've gone with, say, Dick Cheney back then.
    Cheney was only in his late 40s. And very conservative. (Bush Sr. was seen as somewhat liberal on social issues.) I think Cheney would've been the far better choice.




Similar Threads

  1. So Barack has chosen a running mate............
    By JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-23-2008, 02:45 AM
  2. Describe your IDEAL mate
    By Hara_Juku Tgirl in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 36
    Last Post: 07-03-2008, 06:29 AM
  3. Mate, your girlfriend was a bloke
    By d in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 02-10-2008, 12:59 PM
  4. Im not into this but.. HEP me shock a mate!
    By FREEFALLL666 in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 10-03-2007, 08:21 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •