Ask me anything

[Dino Velvet]

I'm like the Queen of Hearts:



OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

The Queen Of Hearts with The King Of Farts
(Marriage Made In A Commode)

[Wendy Summers]

Well then, can you recommend me 3 awesome console games, oh bored one?

Or are you a member of "the pc master race"?

Portal
Lego Harry Potter 1
Arkham Asylum

[lifeisfiction]

So you easily bested my three questions. It is time for you to enter round two.

1. If you had to choose and you can only choose one, would you choose (a) Darkside Jedi or (b) Starfleet Captain?
2. How far is it from east to the west?
3. Whats the fastest way to make a billion dollars?

[Ecstatic]

Thanos vs. Darkseid: who wins?

How many Hung Angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why?

[Wendy Summers]

So you easily bested my three questions. It is time for you to enter round two.

1. If you had to choose and you can only choose one, would you choose (a) Darkside Jedi or (b) Starfleet Captain?

Starfleet Captain -- Im always a hero

2. How far is it from east to the west?

One step from your vantage point.

3. Whats the fastest way to make a billion dollars?

Printing press.

[lifeisfiction]

Thanos vs. Darkseid: who wins?

Is that a real question? Thanos is smarter, more powerful and doesn't get stopped by some solar powered alien or some silly life equation. And if he doesn't have the power he can always figure out a way to get the infinity gems back again. So no that is not a question, unless you meant it to be rhetorical.

[Wendy Summers]

Thanos vs. Darkseid: who wins?

How many Hung Angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why?

1) Thanos - Death is on his side

2) Only 1 - but 95,225 will complain about how the screwing was done.

3) Because the hammer is his penis.

[Wendy Summers]

Is that a real question?

It ends in a question mark... it is a question.

[jimbo1974]

When you do a toblerone poo, you know - a knobbly angular one - do you get off on it OR grunt one out and just feel satisfied ?

[Wendy Summers]

When you do a toblerone poo, you know - a knobbly angular one - do you get off on it OR grunt one out and just feel satisfied ?

I've taken a cock the size and shape of my forearm up that ass... everything passes with ease.