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    Senior Member Platinum Poster Prospero's Avatar
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    How did you sleep last night?



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    Quote Originally Posted by stan.smith View Post
    Sorry HA froze on me so i kept pushing the post reply button lol.

    Whats a perfect weekend getaway?

    Do u like to gamble? if so wats ur game?

    Who's ass would u love to shove ur dick in?
    1)Adolf Hitler
    2)Mahatma Gandhi
    3)MLK
    4)Prince Charles

    Who's pussy would u love to shove ur dick in?
    1)Princess Diana
    2)Amelia Earhart
    3)Indira Gandhi
    4)A young Mother Teresa
    Perfect weekend getaway? I think a nice cabin in the woods where I can mountain bike, hike and swing in a hammock with my lover.

    I only gamble when I know with 100% certainty I will win. Well that's not entirely true... I gamble on my website every time I do a fetish set.

    None of the guys -- not attracted to any of them. Definitely Amelia Earhart as I love gear head women.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    How did you sleep last night?
    I slept like a baby last night... and by that I mean crying all night.



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    Crying why? Did someone say boo to you? Did someone here upset you? Or has the world gone sour?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    Crying why? Did someone say boo to you? Did someone here upset you? Or has the world gone sour?
    I was going for a joke and I figured that was better than saying "I slept like a baby and by "slept like a baby" I meant I wet my bed".



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    Wetting your bed might mean you slept like a teenage boy.

    How is your tally coming then lady summers?



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    Thought I'd 'pop my cherry' with my first post as I've just registered. So, to the question, "ask me anything" - well, I've been struggling with this question for a long time and wondered if you can help?

    Why is it that the holes in a cats fur are always in the right place for their eyes??



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    Wetting your bed might mean you slept like a teenage boy.

    How is your tally coming then lady summers?
    Tally HO?!?!



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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyH View Post
    Thought I'd 'pop my cherry' with my first post as I've just registered. So, to the question, "ask me anything" - well, I've been struggling with this question for a long time and wondered if you can help?

    Why is it that the holes in a cats fur are always in the right place for their eyes??
    Because if the holes were anywhere else my penis would stick through my skinned cat fur bodysuit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyH View Post
    Thought I'd 'pop my cherry' with my first post as I've just registered. So, to the question, "ask me anything" - well, I've been struggling with this question for a long time and wondered if you can help?

    Why is it that the holes in a cats fur are always in the right place for their eyes??
    By the way Johnny -- thanks for busting your cherry on me.



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