At a bonfire

[lifeisfiction]

girl says "I'm cold"
I say, "here take my jacket"
"Oh no that's okay"
Go inside to refill my drink, walk back out
She's wearing my friend's jacket
"Oh you're so thoughtful hehehe "
Why did I even go to that stupid bonfire?

Sorry to hear. It should always be bros over.... well you know the rest. You could always bang his ex. hahahaha

[ed_jaxon]

See I will always try to hook my boy up.

Wendy next time you see Jix give him a handy.

See how easy that was?

[Yoite]

Bro, bitch has me on lock. Like I spend all my free time with her. She even made me cut my hair. Prolly shaving the remains of the mohawk this weekend. It's crazy, but I'm in love. Flat out ruined sex for me. Cant fuck other people without thinking about her. Cant even jerk it without thinking bout her. Shit's nuts.

http://imgur.com/pi8dr

[tsdvdman]

That what YOUR friends tell you? Naw his "friend" had the moves on her way before that...

#selfesteemdeflating

Yeah but the woman always chooses he she wants to be with

[Ryz]

It's real simple if you want a [insert target response] then put [result] in th thread title.

dino response use "shit or ass"

Nicole you say "Make me gay?"

KittyPryde, you say Trans aren't women

for bella, mention seanchai

easy peasy

tank fo ze advice

[Ryz]

Bro, bitch has me on lock. Like I spend all my free time with her. She even made me cut my hair. Prolly shaving the remains of the mohawk this weekend. It's crazy, but I'm in love. Flat out ruined sex for me. Cant fuck other people without thinking about her. Cant even jerk it without thinking bout her. Shit's nuts.

http://imgur.com/pi8dr

You need to stop white knighting and being so beta.

[SXFX]

Next time look at here and say "Yeah it's cold"
Women are truly fucked up creatures...no joke.
that's why god gave them tits!
so we men will stop paying attention to what the fuck they are saying.
women bitches she doesn't want you to fix the problem she wants you to empathize and let her be miserable.

[Quiet Reflections]

Women are a fickle bunch

[robertlouis]

Sometimes... you just like the friend....

Wow! I like you, Ada. Let's be friends. I'll mail you as many jackets as you want.

[MdR Dave]

Ten to one odds: your friend didn't ask her if she wanted his jacket. He just gave it to her.

You asked a question, he made a move.

Results may vary.