What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

[Wendy Summers]

The converse question needs to be asked - what do you do when a girl is DYSfunctional?

It happens.

I suggest she contact you

[alyssaluxor]

Most of the girls want to be functional because they know that's what we want. Unfortunately they're not cars that you start up with a key. Give it your best shot and make the best of things even if the engine doesn't turn over..

One of the best answer ive seen in this forum!

How come you know this and it seems 90% of clients dont know this? Is this so hard to understand and to know by men lol

Ive met a lot of client who wants to get hard instantly like clicking a button. Im not a robot im a human being who wants to feel horny to get hard and be functional

[alyssaluxor]

if a girl isnt functional can be other reason like: she is not atracted to the guy at all,or he is ugly as fuck....lets face it money or not u need to have some co ection in bed...u cant be hard pressing the remote just because someone is payng u.sometimes u have to look on this side...the same for men they cant be hard if the girl looks better in the dark then with the lights on.imao

This is so so true

Even if a ts girl is very very functional hormone free and horny, she will not get hard if she is not attracted and horny for you

[flabbybody]

One of the best answer ive seen in this forum!

How come you know this and it seems 90% of clients dont know this? Is this so hard to understand and to know by men lol

Ive met a lot of client who wants to get hard instantly like clicking a button. Im not a robot im a human being who wants to feel horny to get hard and be functional

thank you doll face.
I've had enough gg partners over the years that have faked it, so when a tgirl doesn't rise to the occasion I take it in stride.

[hunter6712]

I move on to a better question: "Where would you like to eat tonight?"

[top4bigbutt]

So I'm thinking of seeing this girl in a few weeks, but I'm starting to wonder if she's functional. She has a tremendous body (Her pics are real, I've done my research) and she looks very feminine. She rarely ever mentions her size in her ads or says anything about her package on ads in general. I have no problem because I'm gunna be doing the fucking anyway. I was planning on blowing her and then fucking her but now I wonder if I should blow her if she's not functional? Anyone around here been with a non-functional girl? Maybe you can share what it's like.

PS- This is all speculation, she might end up pulling a hard 8 inch out on me lol

Eat her ass and fuck her....unless you want a dick in your ass otherwise just ask the girl, that's simple enough

[robertlouis]

One of the best answer ive seen in this forum!

How come you know this and it seems 90% of clients dont know this? Is this so hard to understand and to know by men lol

Ive met a lot of client who wants to get hard instantly like clicking a button. Im not a robot im a human being who wants to feel horny to get hard and be functional

Maybe it's just me, but if a girl wants to come and does so, fine, if she doesn't, fine. I'm there to enjoy some mutual love-making and will do whatever my partner needs to make it satisfying and enjoyable for her. If that includes coming, ok.

[hippifried]

Have her call a friend.

[alyssaluxor]

Maybe it's just me, but if a girl wants to come and does so, fine, if she doesn't, fine. I'm there to enjoy some mutual love-making and will do whatever my partner needs to make it satisfying and enjoyable for her. If that includes coming, ok.

I like this also Papi

I like make love and sex without forcing anyone to fuck and cum even if they are getting paid. Sex and making love for me should be enjoyable and fun, not forcing someone to get hard and cum

[Prospero]

if you pay to see a girl who guarantees to be able to get hard and top you - then i guess its legitimate to be a bit pissed off if she doesn't deliver. Of course the attraction factor is a key element, but some girls compenate with little blue pills.

If on the other hand the girl is more honest - as most of the girls on here are - then frankly as long as we both have a good time (and i mean both) then i'm totally cool with that. I've had a few professional encounters where neither of us cum, but we've both had a terrific time.

Getting to the destination sometimes isn't that crucial if the journey is great fun.

In the end escorts are human - and not robots as several here have already said.