What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

[Cecil Rhodes]

What do I do when a girl isn't functional ? ........ I Cry .

[oifarang]

bum her head in

I would happily bum your head in !

[Stavros]

Ring for a taxi.

[giovanni_hotel]

Seeing escorts is a crapshoot. It happens. If you get a BJ and a fuck out of your donation, money well spent.

[StinkyPete1000]

...continue to top her cuz that's what I came to do.

[tsadriana]

if a girl isnt functional can be other reason like: she is not atracted to the guy at all,or he is ugly as fuck....lets face it money or not u need to have some co ection in bed...u cant be hard pressing the remote just because someone is payng u.sometimes u have to look on this side...the same for men they cant be hard if the girl looks better in the dark then with the lights on.imao

[Wendy Summers]

Actually, it's the tail that puts me off more....

Huh - I always figured you chase tail...

[Wendy Summers]

So I'm thinking of seeing this girl in a few weeks, but I'm starting to wonder if she's functional. She has a tremendous body (Her pics are real, I've done my research) and she looks very feminine. She rarely ever mentions her size in her ads or says anything about her package on ads in general. I have no problem because I'm gunna be doing the fucking anyway. I was planning on blowing her and then fucking her but now I wonder if I should blow her if she's not functional? Anyone around here been with a non-functional girl? Maybe you can share what it's like.

PS- This is all speculation, she might end up pulling a hard 8 inch out on me lol

When I'm bottoming, I tend not to get hard. Trust me. Blow jobs STILL feel good lol

[robertlouis]

The converse question needs to be asked - what do you do when a girl is DYSfunctional?

It happens.

[Jericho]

The converse question needs to be asked - what do you do when a girl is DYSfunctional?

It happens.

How would you tell?
Goes into hiding!