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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by SammiValentine View Post
    bum her head in
    Any pics Sammi? Sounds interesting.

    And I'm not bothered in the least if she can come or not, unless she wants to.


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Bang her.


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    just do it doggy style.
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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by buttslinger View Post
    just do it doggy style.

    Wow! You know a hairy girl with a detachable arse?


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Wow! You know a hairy girl with a detachable arse?
    She has a nice personality. Something you should consider Flaco!!!!!


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by buttslinger View Post
    She has a nice personality. Something you should consider Flaco!!!!!
    Actually, it's the tail that puts me off more....


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    From what you've posted, it won't make much difference if she is or isn't, so why stress it?

    Whether a gurl is fully functional or not might make a difference for a guy like me (As I am more receptive than most), but shouldn't dictate the entire evening. I've been with a couple of gurls that weren't 'up' for the event, but we managed to entertain ourselves in other ways.

    Besides, just because it isn't hard, doesn't mean that it isn't tasty.


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    you marry her...Because she will never try and rape you...


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    What do you do when a girl isn't functional?
    Slap at her dick like a lame game of tether-ball. If she gets fed up and leaves, you win!



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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by Flaco View Post
    So I'm thinking of seeing this girl in a few weeks, but I'm starting to wonder if she's functional. She has a tremendous body (Her pics are real, I've done my research) and she looks very feminine. She rarely ever mentions her size in her ads or says anything about her package on ads in general. I have no problem because I'm gunna be doing the fucking anyway. I was planning on blowing her and then fucking her but now I wonder if I should blow her if she's not functional? Anyone around here been with a non-functional girl? Maybe you can share what it's like.

    PS- This is all speculation, she might end up pulling a hard 8 inch out on me lol
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