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    Senior Member Veteran Poster Flaco's Avatar
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    Default What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    So I'm thinking of seeing this girl in a few weeks, but I'm starting to wonder if she's functional. She has a tremendous body (Her pics are real, I've done my research) and she looks very feminine. She rarely ever mentions her size in her ads or says anything about her package on ads in general. I have no problem because I'm gunna be doing the fucking anyway. I was planning on blowing her and then fucking her but now I wonder if I should blow her if she's not functional? Anyone around here been with a non-functional girl? Maybe you can share what it's like.

    PS- This is all speculation, she might end up pulling a hard 8 inch out on me lol



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Any reviews on her?



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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Any reviews on her?
    I looked long and hard (No pun intended) for reviews on her but unfortunately I couldn't find anything...I'm just taking a gamble that it'll be a pleasant experience. I do have a good feeling about her though. I'll inbox you her ad so you know what she looks like.



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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    What do you do when a girl isn't functional?
    Erm, bend her over and fuck her in the arse!


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    bum her head in


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    The same thing that I do when she is Functional..I get a blowjob then bend them over and fuck them in the ass.


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Get one of these.... now that is gape.
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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Is that your personal doll Krissy? and have you banged it lol.



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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    i think it's hot if she isn't functional


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    Default Re: What do you do when a girl isn't functional?

    Most of the girls want to be functional because they know that's what we want. Unfortunately they're not cars that you start up with a key. Give it your best shot and make the best of things even if the engine doesn't turn over..



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