Favorite Non-Porn TV to Beat it To

[italianamerican25]

I remember when I was a teenager right before Sportscenter early in the morning they had an exercise show with Kiana Tom. I use to love watching her workout. haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=EESzvUo_-IM#!

[onmyknees]

[QUOTE=BluegrassCat;1138650]So often instead of turning the TV off when beating it...........

Huh?

[Richctdude]

so often instead of turning the tv off when beating it, i try to find something on tv complimentary to the main attraction computer porn. Here's my top 5. What are yours?

#5: Charmed re-runs. Despite what passed for hot women's attire in the late 90's, alyssa milano and rose mcgowan find ways to show skin and curves around the baggy pants and flannel shirts all while taking care of their sick gross mother piper. Warning: Time your pop-shots around piper absences unless you want a ruined orgasm.



#4: Shake-weight infomercials: Trying to rub out that late-night last one to help you get to sleep? Well, the solution to flabby-armed women is also prime beating material. Warning: It's such a close simulation of sex, you might be expecting a money-shot but it never happens and you could end up beating off to the bible-thumper that comes on after.



#3: The ghost whisperer: Plenty of jennifer-love-hewitt cleavage plus her making her pouty fuck-me face makes for great background visuals. Warning: Grisly murders and rotting ghosts are frequent appearances; by pairing your orgasms with them you may develop, ahem, weird fetishes.



#2:most of the real housewives: I haven't seen all of them, but it seems like there's always at least one real hot one on these shows. Warning: Do not watch with the sound on or andy cohen will haunt you like the girl from the ring.



#1: Anything on univision: Sound on or off, any time of day or night, it's full of hot, nearly naked babes telling the weather or just dancing aimlessly. Who knows what they're saying, but it's great for projecting your favorite dirty talk. Warning: As much as univision loves hot women, they haven't yet found the portly mustachioed gentleman they didn't want to put on tv, so basically it's like a ron jeremy movie.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I remember when I was a teenager right before Sportscenter early in the morning they had an exercise show with Kiana Tom. I use to love watching her workout. haha



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=EESzvUo_-IM#!

I remember watching Kiana Tom on ESPN. Saw her in Gold's Gym occasionally too.

[BluegrassCat]

History Channel's Swamp People

Weird

[Quiet Reflections]

I remember when I was a teenager right before Sportscenter early in the morning they had an exercise show with Kiana Tom. I use to love watching her workout. haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=EESzvUo_-IM#!

Flex Appeal was a great show

[italianamerican25]

I remember watching Kiana Tom on ESPN. Saw her in Gold's Gym occasionally too.

Flex Appeal was a great show

Yea Kiana Tom is awesome.

[Dino Velvet]

Yea Kiana Tom is awesome.

http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kiana_Tom/

[danzoxd]

i love the l word or the uk show bad girls,gotta love those lesbians