Will you fuck a chicken

[Dino Velvet]

I'm marinating a couple chicken breasts in my ass for the grill tonight, vinegar, oil, herbs, and spices that make me want to go dancing. You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

Revenge must be sweet. Now I just threw up. Well played, buttslinger.

You should go jogging and really mix up those herbs and spices.

[shaustin]

Something about necrophilia of the chicken corpse makes me question that lol

The thought occured to me when I made the post, I was thinking of it as a kind of general rule. That way you know pastries are good, no breathing going on there, salad is okay to dip your nuts in since the veggies have been uprooted and aren't breathing anymore, and as for the beef, pork, chicken, hopefully if it's no longer breathing the foodphiliac will choose to pluck, chop, and overall prepare them to store bought standards.

[Dino Velvet]

Wasn't a Top Sirloin the original Fleshlite? Fold it around your wiener and Punish Percy like there's no tomorrow.

[Quiet Reflections]

I'm marinating a couple chicken breasts in my ass for the grill tonight, vinegar, oil, herbs, and spices that make me want to go dancing. You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

custom gimp mask?

[Jericho]

You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

Make a real chicken suit?

[shaustin]

Wasn't a Top Sirloin the original Fleshlite? Fold it around your wiener and Punish Percy like there's no tomorrow.

I'd have to say no. My friend's dad passed down a gem one hunting season years ago when he or my friend had shot a doe. They were about done skinning the deer, the old guy was showing my friend how it was done, after he cut out the genitals he flopped the vagina around and says 'That right there is a pocket pussy, yuh huh, just carry her around in your pocket, it stays warm and you'll never be alone again'. I'd bet that dates back to the old pioneer days atleast. Though I do have to say while the tradition has been passed down, I know it hasn't been practiced for atleast a few generations, atleast not in that family.

[Wendy Summers]

[quote=bighicknyc;1136688]

But does it make me gay if I fuck a chicken?

No Wendy it would not make you gay if you were to fuck a chicken but if you fucked a rooster then we may have to have a talk

No that's not right... if I fucked the Rooster, IT would be gay, not me.

The thought occured to me when I made the post, I was thinking of it as a kind of general rule. That way you know pastries are good, no breathing going on there, salad is okay to dip your nuts in since the veggies have been uprooted and aren't breathing anymore, and as for the beef, pork, chicken, hopefully if it's no longer breathing the foodphiliac will choose to pluck, chop, and overall prepare them to store bought standards.

So you are saying breathing is the deciding factor?

Slippery slope to people necrophilia there, IMO

[Dino Velvet]

I'd have to say no. My friend's dad passed down a gem one hunting season years ago when he or my friend had shot a doe. They were about done skinning the deer, the old guy was showing my friend how it was done, after he cut out the genitals he flopped the vagina around and says 'That right there is a pocket pussy, yuh huh, just carry her around in your pocket, it stays warm and you'll never be alone again'. I'd bet that dates back to the old pioneer days atleast. Though I do have to say while the tradition has been passed down, I know it hasn't been practiced for atleast a few generations, atleast not in that family.

I concede. Your situation has been used since caveman times probably. That's old school. Respect.

[shaustin]

So you are saying breathing is the deciding factor?

Slippery slope to people necrophilia there, IMO

I agree, and I don't condone corpse poking, but to be honest, to me chicken fucking is chicken fucking. If it's alive or dead, your still putting your dick in a bird. Once it's prepared to be food though it does somehow seem less creepy, even though it is still a dead animal.

Just to be safe I personally shall stick to putting it to pastry or rubbing chocolate sauce on my nuts if the urge to splurge ever hits me.

[robertlouis]

Well, at least now we know why the chicken wanted to cross the road - it was trying to escape from all those rabid cockhounds lol..

And in my case a simple no x 6 will suffice.