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    Question WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection



    too much french fries, not enough shakes...

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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    Quote Originally Posted by south ov da border View Post
    As they used to say, "Only in America" lol.


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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    I was thinking that exact quote.



    too much french fries, not enough shakes...

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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    When i got my Beemer, i had a stiffy for about 6 months - its a perfectly normal reaction !



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    Wink Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo1974 View Post
    When i got my Beemer, i had a stiffy for about 6 months - its a perfectly normal reaction !
    muhahahah!!!! Yeah those crazy Americans.... that's why I'm glad I ride my Harley!! Have only an erection for two hours.
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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    If this succeeds how long before pornstars and webcam girls are sued...

    I see new disclaimers now:

    Visiting this website may yeild unwanted erections... enter at your own risk.



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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    I wonder did he maintain this erection even after sex? The ladies must have found him a useful guy to have around if he did



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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy Summers View Post
    If this succeeds how long before pornstars and webcam girls are sued...

    I see new disclaimers now:

    Visiting this website may yeild unwanted erections... enter at your own risk.
    I'm surprised no girl has even used that tag line yet. *ahem*


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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    Corbin is one of the best custom seat makers in the country, but I don't think they come stock on a '93 Bimmer, so this dude may have put that seat on there himself. I've never heard of a "rigid" seat, but then again I don't ride German motorcycles. File this one under "F" for frivolous and flacid.



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    Default Re: WTF? Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection

    A two year erection, I'd have to see that.


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