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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    So I fucked this pie... I admit it felt good -- I definitely got hard... and came.

    I'm so confused with my sexuality now. Does this make me weird?






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    When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemon Porn



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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    Wouldn't that be piesexual?


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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jericho View Post
    Wouldn't that be piesexual?
    I dunno I'd probably fuck a creme puff


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    A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster GroobySteven's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    If you were fucking a cookie ... it's the same as being fucking crackers.



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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    Quote Originally Posted by seanchai View Post
    If you were fucking a cookie ... it's the same as being fucking crackers.
    Naw, me and another cracker fucked in last week's set.



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    Just another net knob Junior Poster jimbo1974's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    I have a good recipe for sexual pies

    1) Get pastry
    2) Fill with some food
    3) Heat
    4) Then insert penis. Get burned. Cry. Then do it again.



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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    if it's not warm apple pie, you're a commie



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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo1974 View Post
    Then insert penis. Get burned. Cry. Then do it again.
    If you listen to some Ts's, ^ explains most relationships...



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    I <3 Boobs + Blowjobs Platinum Poster RallyCola's Avatar
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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    it doesn't make you weird except that you were channeling Jason Biggs who is a terrible actor



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    Default Re: Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

    Quote Originally Posted by nonnonnon View Post
    if it's not warm apple pie, you're a commie
    Life handed me lemons... so I made lemon porn.

    H8rs gonna h8



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