Ridiculous Adult Movie Titles

[Jamie Michelle]

i want to see more pictures of you, jamie.
you're pretty.

Thank you, skweetis. In case you haven't seen it already, below can be found a few pictures of me:

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/femmejamie/my_photos

Below is how I usually look going out, i.e., dressed casually (I'm 24/7 en femme, although I don't attempt to "pass"; I just present myself as a feminine person):

I guess ImageShack has something against HungAngels. Anyway, you can see the above picture in my below profile:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15978836

[chefmike]

"Please Don't Tell My Mammy That A Tranny Pissed In My Mouth!"

-featuring Piss Boy Aedan

"She Said I'm Gonna Piss In Your Mouth, And She Meant It!"

-featuring Piss Boy Aedan

[BlondieUK]

I just saw at the top of the page a DVD called:

PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOMMY I GOT BUTT FUCKED BY A TRANNY.

Is this the most ridiculous title ever for a porno movie? I used to think that honor went to Tom Byron's movie FUCK MY DIRTY SHIT HOLE (or was that a Rob Black movie?)

Anyone else got any daft titles - and they have to be real movies too! (that means nothing like CUT OFF MY HEAD AND FUCK MY STUMP)

Ridiculous as the title may be, does anyone know who the white girl on the right is? She's hot, looks like Saskia from UK Big Brother.