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    Default Domino’s Pizza Founder to Start Ultra-Conservative Town

    I've never been a big Domino's fan anyway. Their pizzas are too small and their delivery is too slow.

    MIAMI - Tom Monaghan, founder of the Domino’s Pizza chain, and a former marine who was raised by nuns, has embarked on a multi-million dollar plan to build the first town in America to be run according to strict Catholic principles.

    The recent story in The Sunday Times of London reported that abortions, pornography and contraceptives will be banned in the new, ultra-conservative Florida town of Ave Maria, which has begun to take shape on former vegetable farms 90 miles northwest of Miami.

    The announcement has understandably stirred protests from civil rights activists by declaring that Ave Maria’s pharmacies will not be allowed to sell condoms or birth control pills and the town’s cable television network will carry no X-rated channels.

    Read the entire Sunday Times story here



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    just one step closer to forming a cult


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    Well, now Florida has the distinction of having both the "happiest place on earth" (Disneyland) and the "most boring place on earth."

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    I could list 3 brands of supermarket frozen pizza that's better than his piece of shit product.
    actually, the thin crust sausage isin't bad.

    still, I'm throwing away all my discount coupons. I'm done with Domino's.



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    The kids comming from that town, like rodd and todd flanders, are going to be eaten ALIVE in middle school. :P



    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!

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    I wonder how many of these rightwing tinhorns in the media will actually move there ?


    I would just love to move there with my favorite TS girl on one arm just to fuck with everyone of those nuts.


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    Doesn't Rush "the junkie" Limbaugh reside in Florida? Maybe he can get a discount on his oxycontin at these reich-wing pharmacies. Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter will probably frequent them as well...



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    a town with house or trailors?



    Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rick_932
    just one step closer to forming a cult
    Agreed



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    hey, if they wanna do it, why not?
    At least they're keeping to themselves.
    Because, as Catholics they aren't evangelical, so they wont be trying to "recruit" people any time soon.



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