TS For Dummies Part 1-Why Transsexual Women Are Better Than Women

[tsadriana]

baby girl...this was a little too much...rude. I would never let no cat talk about you like this. I would love to chat you up and get to know you much better...but a cow udder. You can do better.

Of course xxxxxxxxxx

[buckjohnson]

Of course xxxxxxxxxx

Thanks. Ok baby girl, as the song says Let's Get it On!!!

[Tyler___Durden]

Why Transsexual Women Are Better Than Women
{By my ex-flatmate. He came up with these yonks ago; very wrong but also very funny}

• In football, a Ts woman can explain to you the offside rule in football
• She can write her name in the snow
• When you get caught wearing her underwear, she can't tell you off coz that would be hypocritical
• She can give you her shaving tips
• They are a perfect reason to have nothing to do with your family
• If she doesn't have a Gender Recognition certificate {GRC}, she can't take half your shit when you break up [uk only]
• If ever you need to get a heavy goods vehicle from A to B she's your man
  {same for tight jar lids}
• If your partner is ts you will get far more sympathy from the public at large
• If your partner is ts you may get a discounted entry to the Wayout club [UK]
• If ever your mates catch you with spunk on your chin, you can tell tell them its ok as its girls spunk
• If your car gets stuck in the mud, she can get out & push
• They are good as Mormon repellent
• You can steel her meds, grow tits & lactate over your mates down the pub
• If she is a double leg amputee, she doesn't leave a snail trail everywhere
• You won't have to worry about washing the fishy smell out of the duvet
• If she says “suck my clit”, you won't have to waste half an hour looking for it
• No mythical G-spot to find, you just do her in the arse
• When she transitions, you get to keep all her tools
• You don't have to get her drunk to do her in the arse
• You can always spice up dull dinner parties by saying your girl has a cock
• You can make extra money by by renting her out to your mates
• When you need time to yourself, just lock her in a room with an internet connection & a HA account
• You don't need to carry her picture in your wallet, you can always find her card in a public phone box
• You can boast to your mates that your girlfriend is in showbusiness
  If they have any doubts send them the relevant URL to their Shemaleyum.com shoot.
• If the shemaleyum shoot doesn't cut it, there's every chance she will be on “Americas most wanted”
• If ever you need a guide for your trip to Rio...
• And the number one reason:You can get fucked without being gay

[buckjohnson]

Thanks Buck gosh it was years ago when myself and Angelina shot together back in 2009 ...before my face surgery, before my weight gain lol \

That sounds nice you sticking up for your TS Friend like that ...but the whole bed thing well yes i guess its abit different for you , especially if your not used to it as well .. the more you was with someone like that the more you would just accept and not think about it ..and remember the hair thing is a stage that will pass eventually if the person keeps up with laser, hormones ..

Sounds more like it was the penis aspect that had an underlying issue with your subconscious thought that was then amplified by the minor facial hair in morning ..

xx

I did not know about your facial surgery and weight gain. And about Angelina, I did not realized it was 2009. That is a long time ago. Time flies.

[buckjohnson]

all the black women i know shave...........

I married one who never shaved, but she did nogt really need to. Others who I have dated would shave if we went out someplace special, but on a day to day basis, shaving was optional. The WG's I have dated shaved almost everyday, as a routine. Now I have date woman with high profile employment where looks where actually secondary to their job skills (they thought so, I always felt that their job positions were directly related to how good they looked) so I was a little taken aback about the lack of shaving

[buckjohnson]

Thank u ,i do really apreciate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You are good baby girl

[buckjohnson]

even gg woman have facial hair lols

True. But usually the next morning they are not genetically driven to sporting a beard.

[amberskyi]

True. But usually the next morning they are not genetically driven to sporting a beard.

And neither am i...

[brickcitybrother]

Why Transsexual Women Are Better Than Women
{By my ex-flatmate. He came up with these yonks ago; very wrong but also very funny}

• You don't have to get her drunk to do her in the arse

That one made me laugh...

[PursuitOH]

Why Transsexual Women Are Better Than Women
{By my ex-flatmate. He came up with these yonks ago; very wrong but also very funny}
[*]If she is a double leg amputee, she doesn't leave a snail trail everywhere

More of an observer on this site rather than a poster, but gotta say, this one had me cracking up