Most Embarrassing Moment

[loren]

One time I was out with my mom. Suddenly I had to take a shit. We went to a nearby McDonalds. I walked in the first bathroom I saw and sat in one of the stalls. When I went to wipe, there wasn't any toilet paper. I pulled out my cell and called my mom, to have her ask them to send me some toilet paper. A few minutes later, she called me back and told me I was in the wrong bathroom.

[TS CANDY NY]

when i was at family funeral and my classmate sent me a chain letter text and i laugh so loud everyone just look at me like you dirty bitch.