Have you ever been caught masturbating?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Do you ever have a fear or paranoia of getting caught?

http://male101.com/edi/masturbation-paranoia.html

Some excerpts taken from the site:

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SEXUALITY: Undecided
GENDER: Male
TITLE: marty

I was 19 and in the Air Force. My roommate was out of the barracks for the night (or so I thought) and I was lying on my bunk, looking at Penthouse and jacking. He had forgotten his wallet and came back in so quietly that I didn't hear him. He saw me and ducked out of my sight and was watching me until he heard me moaning as I was close to orgasm. Then he walks over to me and masturbates above me and within 30 seconds he shoots his cum onto my chest. That excited me so much that I came right then. He didn't say anything, just zipped up and left. We never spoke about it again.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER: Male
TITLE: willy

i got cought once by my twin brother- he came into my room one day after school and when he saw me he got really horny and I asked him if he wanted to join me since then we have been jaking together (i am not gay) it is really exciting.

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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: scooter

got caught by the post man as I was jacking in the front room and he came to the door and could see me before he rang the bell.

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SEXUALITY: Homosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Blaise

I've been caught a couple of times. The first time was a long time ago...I didn't think anyone was home and I was jerking off in the living room and my dad walked in. I was so friggen embarassed, but my dad just kind of laughed about it and didn't say anything. The thought of getting caught is kind of a turn on though.

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SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: nick

I was caught masturbating when I was young by my step sister. I was naked, jacking off outside behind the barn, and she came looking for me. There I was with my penis in my hand as she walked up to me. She just ask if she could watch, and later ask if she could help me feel good. We did it often together from that day on.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER:
TITLE: pepito

oh yeah I got cought by one of my babysiters son in his room I was sure he wasnt home didnt hear rthe door open we both paused he closed his room and unbuckled his pants and we both masturbated together and sucked each other off.

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SEXUALITY: In-Between
GENDER: Male
TITLE: cj

I have been caught by my wife.......also when talking with a male business associate about jerkin off while on vacation (after a few beers), we both whipped it out and jerked off together... we both touched eachother...it was very relieving knowing that we both were curious and fullfilled our fantasies.

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SEXUALITY: Celibate
GENDER: Male
TITLE: tony

I WAS SPANKING HARD WITH VASELINE ONE NIGHT IN FRONT OF SOME MIRRORS AND MOM'S BOYFRIEND WAS STANDING BEHIND THE MIRRORS ENJOYING THE SHOW! I WAS PISSED UNTIL I CAUGHT HIM POUNDING AWAY LATER THAT WEEK.

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER:
TITLE: just got caught

ugh jesus my mom jsut walked in on me with a dildo up me, and an anal toy up my ass. it was awkward. she just walked in with the door locked and all and even continued talking to me. im so pissed off. she invaded my privacy and was like "oopsie". I mean how do you react when your mom walks in on you getting off with sex toys when your seventeen?

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Anonymous

I got caught wankin in the swimming pool by my best mate and he jumped in and started sukin my _____ underwater comin up or air. we do it heaps now as a threesome with my girlfriend


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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
SEX: Male
TITLE: Nate

I got caught this summer. I just took a shower, and I was on my bed nude reading a skater mag. (The pictures in a skater magazing are about 99.9 percent guys.) My dad walked in and immediatly just closed the door and left We didnt say much at first. I think we both were embarased. Later on, he told me to keep my door locked when I need privacy, in case my sister would wander by. He didnt know that my sister already saw me once before!


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Its quite interesting read. So share yours.

~Kisses.

HTG

[skyler]

lol yup bye my sister a few times prolly lookin lezbians in penthouse
wow back h/s

[Dino Velvet]

Thank God no. I jerk off either in the shower or sitting on the toilet and I am real good about locking doors. I wouldn't even want my pets to see me Punishing Percy. My girlfriend has asked me to jerk off in front of her but I just can't bring myself to do it. Catholic school taught me that if I masturbate I will go to Hell and spend eternity with the Jews. I am still trying to unlearn all that crap.

[blckhaze]

yes, by my mom once and my girl once (neither time with shemale porn)

[bunzy]

yes, by my mom once and my girl once (neither time with shemale porn)

Lol, same here,and I thought I was the only one.

[hondarobot]

When I was a teenager a girl was sitting on my lap at a party and she told me her mom had once caught her fucking herself with a cucumber. I didn't get to have sex with the girl, despite the amazingly erotic confessional on her part, because her boyfriend was a very big, mean guy.

I still think that mental image of her getting caught is pretty hot, though.

[canihavu]

No I never got caught. The thought of getting caught sounds extremely exciting now that I have read some of these stories...

[Quinn]

Yes, recently. About a year and a half ago I was caught at the library in the City College of New York. While working on my most recently completed MA Degree, I took the opportunity to acquaint myself with a few of the attractive foreign women that were common to my program. One, with whom I had taken to spending copious amounts of time, was really to my liking. She was hot (mmmmmm, red heads), smart, and adventurous. We fucked constantly.

Anyway, we were in a very secluded part of the library, which is huge by the way, studying and talking about a fuck session that we had shared a few nights prior. She began to tell me how she had spent a lot of time thinking about our session over the last two days. In keeping with our relationship, I told her to show me just how she had been “thinking” about our previous encounter. She didn’t even hesitate to unbutton her pants and make a display of pleasuring herself. Given that we were both worked up from our discussion, it took her very little time to climax. One word: hot.

When she finished, she asked me to reciprocate with a similarly open display of self-pleasure. As previously mentioned, our area was very secluded. You could literally spend the whole day there and not see an actual person (though you occasionally could hear someone nearby). I unbuttoned my pants, leaned back in my chair, and proceeded to give a reciprocal display when I heard footsteps to the side of my chair. Before I had a chance to conceal my indiscretion, I heard a gasp followed by something spoken in what I believe was Hindi. I turned my head in time to see a pissed Indian guy storm away, dragging what I can only assume was his girlfriend by the hand.

Assuming that he was going to get security, my friend and I left the library immediately. We both thought it was funny and couldn’t stop laughing about it all day. I made it a point not to return to the library for over two weeks.

The funniest part of the whole thing, for me, came about a month later. I was standing in line, waiting to buy lunch, when I overhead two Indian girls that were standing in front of me talking about something one of their friends had seen in the library. They were talking about my incident

-Quinn

[InHouston]

When I was eighteen, horny, and bored, I headed into the restroom late one night on a Greyhound bus from Houston to Atlanta to bop my bologna. Since buses are rather noisy, I didn’t worry too much about passengers hearing any conspicuous sounds from me, so I went at it intensively. For affect, I would pause every few minutes and flush the toilet so my extended time in there would be perceived as “taking a dump”. Relieved and deflated, I casually returned to my seat, ready for a good long slumber. Not long after I noticed a group of guys snickering and giggling amongst themselves. While paranoid the laughter was about me “jerking off” in the restroom, intellectually I was sure that wasn’t possible because I was locked behind a closed door. “That can’t be” I thought. Then one of them said out loud, “Guess he didn’t notice the hole in the door.” The laughter then erupted loudly with additional passengers turning around to inquire about it, and others eagerly leaning forward to fill their ear regarding the “spectacle in the rear”. With my head locked in the forward position, I look to the side and (to my horror) saw the vestigial hole in the door where a large deadbolt had been removed, positioned right at eye level of everyone around it.

That was the longest ride of my life.

[Gus The Dagger]

Isnt that illegal in the army?