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03-06-2012 #1
Who is Yoda Rules?
Many of you have been asking me via e-mail and private chat, who is Yoda Rules? Well, I decided to give you what you want and reveal a little bit about myself.
Yoda Rules is one of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters in galactic history. He is known for his legendary wisdom, mastery of the Force, ability to score trannies and skills in lightsaber combat. Yoda served as a member of the Jedi High Council in the last centuries of the Galactic Republic and reigned as Grand Master of the Jedi Order before, during and after the devastating Clone Wars. Following the Battle of Geonosis, Yoda held the title of Master of the Order in addition to that of Grand Master. In his centuries of service to the galaxy and the Force, Grand Master Yoda had a hand in the training of nearly all the Jedi in the Order, including such luminaries as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ki-Adi-Mundi and Oppo Rancisis; all of which would come to serve on the Jedi Council along with him.
Today Yoda Rules can be found at most Sunny Dee Lite TS parties, cruising HA for some new TS prospects, and watching tranny movies with his 3-D glasses. (See photo below)
So that’s it in a nutshell folks. Yoda Rules – an advocate of the people, an everyday man looking to make his mark in Hung Angels and the Transsexual Universe.
Thank you for taking the time to check out my post, I look forward to chatting with many of you online and meeting the rest of you at Sunny Dee Lite’s TS events!
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
May the force be with you…..Always!
If you can't be honest with yourself, you have no chance of being honest with someone else. Happiness is a choice. The truth shall set you free.
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03-06-2012 #2
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Where is Yoda hiding? Do you see me?
If you can't be honest with yourself, you have no chance of being honest with someone else. Happiness is a choice. The truth shall set you free.
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03-06-2012 #3
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Yoda is non-violent now but this is me back in my thug days......
If you can't be honest with yourself, you have no chance of being honest with someone else. Happiness is a choice. The truth shall set you free.
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03-06-2012 #4
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Before Yoda was a Jedi Master he also attempted to dress in drag. In fact, Yoda had a little known relationship with Darth Vadar. I figured that someone would eventually find this picture so I decided to post it now. Not bad as a tranny huh?
If you can't be honest with yourself, you have no chance of being honest with someone else. Happiness is a choice. The truth shall set you free.
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03-06-2012 #5
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Because of your dashing good looks do Sunny's ladies hit on you constantly or do they just hit you? :>)
If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.
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03-06-2012 #6
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I'm amused by a thread where Yoda and THX1138 are posting -- there's a certain synergy there LOL.
I'm curious Yoda, is it for the reasons I expect that you are known to utter, "size matters not"?
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03-06-2012 #7
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Originally Posted by Wendy Summers
Living your dream! Just call me your superhero! JIX
1/3 of the Legendary Trifecta called O ED & the Jizzzyyy...
PeekyMcWatchmeFUCK!
OEJTM-#DEGENERATES
HBSF-FETC
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03-06-2012 #8
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03-06-2012 #9
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Its real simple if u can figure that 2+2=4 u should be able the answer this with no problems
u will be fucking fat bitches in no time
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03-06-2012 #10
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