Street Prostitute Q & A

[yukon miner]

Sometimes a street tranny looks like J-lo from across the street,sometimes she has a huge cock,sometimes they smell like meth and no sleep,most of the time its wack,I pay $100 for street girls,I always blow them with a condom.I like to take them to my motel,rarely go to there pad,if its east of vine.
Its better to go to Eros and pick a pro in the afternoon is 2-3 hun,oral in a car sucks,cops could get you, can't relax,,,,sometimes I change it up and get a thai gay massage at a punks house in hollywood,I love trannys the best but its relaxing to get a swedish massage from a fem asian thai boy ,they have huge cocks,if only I could convince then to wear drag....Miner

[Prospero]

This thread is pretty funny

[Stavros]

Somehow the idea of you confronting someone seems..........quaint.....I mean what did you did you do with your cloak and tophat!? I can't decide between you as V or as the Count of Monte Cristo.........

Quaint seems an odd word, reckless more appropriate -I learned never to confront a thief like that again. I wonder if it is incidents like this in the rooms that can result in a girl being killed, so on one level its actually a serious topic.

[Prospero]

Stavros wrote: "...so on one level its actually a serious topic."

Yes but the opening premise was so clearly intended to be ludicrous that it is hard to take anything in this thread with more than a pinch of salt.

[ILoveBrazilianPenis]

Phew, you ask a lot of questions!

OK, well, here goes...

How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
A: Anything from 1 cent to $1m

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
A: Yes. Better unsafe than sorry!

Should I swallow?
A: Of course

What are the chances of getting robbed?
A: 100%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
A: 100%

Do all trannys carry knives?
A: No, some carry pistols.

Should I carry a weapon?
A: Yes, bring a shot gun, a taser and three grenades

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
A: Yes, of course

What about AIDs?
A: Yup, they've all got that too

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
A: Only if you blow her for 5 hours

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
A: 270,395 times

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
A: Only in Argentina

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
A: No. Bring all your worldly possessions with you.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
A: An aspirin should do the job

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
A: Go for torrid. Must be smelly too!

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
A: Just stroll on up and say: "Let's fuucckkk, duuude!"

Hope this helps.

The chances of getting robbed and arrested says I should say no to this, but the blowing her with out the condom says I should say yes. Then theres alwyas the AIDS but I'll make sure to bring some asprin. All in all it sounds worth it.

[Prospero]

Sorry Buttslinger - really assumed you were winding us up. Can't help at all.

[Stavros]

In my time with female prostitutes I was arrested once for disorderly conduct . Twice I came close to getting busted with large amounts of cocaine in my car. Dozens of times I had "encounters" with cops. Twice I was forcibly robbed, each time by three unarmed black youths who had me cornered on their turf. The second time I negotiated the return of my wallet and credit cards. Once I got a bad case of Gonnorhea.
I spent most of my money in the all-nude strip bars that were popular at that time in D. C. I stole every cent I spent there from my crappy job, and I never had sex sober once down there. It was a different life. A high life.
None in the prostitutes down there were in in for sex, it was always about drugs. At the end it was mostly about drugs for me too, holed up in a motel room or apartment getting high. As I begain to know the hos personally, it kinda took the fun and danger out of it, it was very much a hit or miss time, I dated super hot chicks and I dated skags. Being drunk the whole time was both good and bad.
Like I said, my only experiences with men were cross dressing man-whores who were incredibly rude and pushy. I'm not even sure they had real "shemales" back then. If they did I wasn't interested. So my purpose here is not to amuse anyone, I'm hoping to learn as MUCH AS I CAN about dating trannys from those WHO ACTUALLY HAVE dated trannys. Others need not respond unless they have real questions. Has anyone on this site actually dated a trans-sexual street whore?

Given the experiences you describe, and I assume you are now older and wiser, I find it hard to believe you want to date in your language 'a trans-sexual street whore' -there are plenty of posts in HA on dating escorts, none of which reach a consensus -if you want a more meaningful relationship, I suggest you either go to clubs where you can meet people, have a drink maybe a dance, and Relate with a capital R; or try online dating; or visit escorts; why you still want to hang around street corners I fail to understand. Life can be easier and less hazardous, surely?

[NatashaLover]

Aw, thanks. Love yours too Natasha!

EDIT: Oops, I just realised you were talking to Prospero, lol!

LOL you know I like yours too, but what kind of music is your kitty listening to? hope is not hip hop

[martin48]

"How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?"

I am still stuck on the first question. What's "half a BJ and half an anal"?

Please explain with diagrams if possible.

[Dino Velvet]

I always figured Half & Half and Round The World pretty much the same difference just costs less. Kinda like falling for a "VIP Rate".