Street Prostitute Q & A

[traLika]

what kind of music is your kitty listening to? hope is not hip hop

He hates hip hop! He's also useless at catching mice - just listens to techno and trance all day. The hi-hats are driving me mad.

Anybody wanna buy a cat?

[Stavros]

Yes, I am an old geezer, My perfect match is a fat, fifty year old BAG! Truthfully, they are the only people I can have a meaningful serious conversation with. THAT'S why I want to fuck a "trans-sexual street whore!"]
A fifty year old dude looking to score in a bar or on a dating site is the most pathetic creature on earth. I want to use that to my advantage. I have never sucked dick in my life, and to be honest, when it came right down to it, I'm not sure I could. I'm not sure if it would be exciting or terrifying.
I know this topic is ridiculous, but I cannot believe I couldn't find one thread that dealt with this topic seriously. I know there are no rules, that why it is so important that the lunatic fringe chime in here.
I was more afraid that no-one would respond to this thread more than that people would laugh at it. I didn't know what to write in my one shot, so I threw out lots of stuff that people might respond to. But not one person has said that.....
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I can't help it if you are that self-conscious about going to clubs and bars, it doesn't stop a lot of men, though if your perfect match is a fat, fifty year old BAG! You might want to try the WayOut club or Stunners, although most of the 'old bags' called Dave Mike or Eric will be in a little black dress (or just stilettoes in Stunners)...you could just save up some money and go to Thailand where the size of your wallet is more important than the size of your belly, there are girls boys and girlboys in clubs, streets, on the beach, in shopping malls -its all there if you want it; I just don't get your angst.

[Prospero]

I think Buttslinger would have to fly to the UK first to visit the clubs Stavros. I think (but maybe wrong) that he is in the USA.

[SammiValentine]

lol i just got myself new tesco trolley and fitted a small black and deckeer lawnmoer engine+sihgle mattress- so i can now zoom around the streets easier, in comfort=better profit.

brrrm brrrmrmm

[atoy]

sammi that's pretty fucking funny.