Street Prostitute Q & A

[buttslinger]

How much do a street ho cost?

[NatashaLover]

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Hooking for Dummies 101

[traLika]

Phew, you ask a lot of questions!

OK, well, here goes...

How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
A: Anything from 1 cent to $1m

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
A: Yes. Better unsafe than sorry!

Should I swallow?
A: Of course

What are the chances of getting robbed?
A: 100%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
A: 100%

Do all trannys carry knives?
A: No, some carry pistols.

Should I carry a weapon?
A: Yes, bring a shot gun, a taser and three grenades

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
A: Yes, of course

What about AIDs?
A: Yup, they've all got that too

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
A: Only if you blow her for 5 hours

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
A: 270,395 times

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
A: Only in Argentina

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
A: No. Bring all your worldly possessions with you.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
A: An aspirin should do the job

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
A: Go for torrid. Must be smelly too!

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
A: Just stroll on up and say: "Let's fuucckkk, duuude!"

Hope this helps.

[Willie Escalade]

The answer is yes.

[Dino Velvet]

Street hookers are fun as Hell. Go for it. Life is an adventure.

[Will Riker]

LOLOLOLOLOL
Hooking for Dummies 101

LOL!!!!!!!! Are you serious? I´ll die and I´ll won´t see it all!!!!!!!!!!

[bubbski]

When one leaves me as much of an opening as this, I must jump in!!!


How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half? As much as she can get. This is a market economy, if you are in the USA

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom? Is it a good idea to step in front of a speeding train? Your mileage my vary!

Should I swallow? If you are hungry or thirsty, why not stop for some fast food before cruising the stroll.

What are the chances of getting robbed? Depends on your exact location...In Singapore, your chance of being robbed in a street prostitution transaction are less than 10%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents): In Singapore, your chances of being arrested surpass 100%

Do all trannys carry knives? Depends on whether your nickname for a tranny penis is "Shemale Knife", in which case, yes...they do. Otherwise, your mileage may vary

Should I carry a weapon? Depends on whether your nickname for your penis is "Weapon of Ass Destruction", in which case, yes...you should.

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts? No, not 100% of them. Some are just out for a night of drug free danger and an adrenaline rush, but the FBI doesn't maintain a database of the ratio between the two extremes

What about AIDs? What about it? Recent studies show it's yet to be eradicated. See Speeding train analogy above

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection? Eventually. Might not be the night you invite them into your vehicle

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night? I asked Siri this question on my iPhone 4S, and her answer was "unknowable".

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd? No more than in the US Republican Party - Tea Party Division.

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash? If you are in the 99% in the USA, you are already doing this.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs? Yes, the new Scope with Strychnine. Swirl vigourously in your mouth and then swallow

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho? Make sure you sign onto http://WHATSMYTYPEOFHO.COM before your adventure.

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business? If you want to get the GFE, you've got to give the GFE. There is nothing better than cuddling with a street prostitute at Hunt's Point on a cold February night. Oh wait, there is something better, getting caught by HBO cameras and being immortalized for time immortal.


THANK YOU

This is satire and not meant to be as informational as say...Wikipedia!

[Erika1487]

I cannot find a thread on this forum that covers the very important guidelines about the ins and outs and do's and don'ts of dating a STREET WHORE. I would think that this is the crowd who would know. For example:
How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
Should I swallow?
What are the chances of getting robbed?
Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
Do all trannys carry knives?
Should I carry a weapon?
Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
What about AIDs?
Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
You get the idea- I sincerely hope that all of you with experience will chime in, I'm very interesting in doing this and very nervous. THANK YOU

Honestly if you have that many questions, maybe not the best idea to pick up street walkers. Your best bet is to pound the hell out of Backpage for the $100 fix..

[NatashaLover]

LOL love this thread

[bubbski]

Natasha:

Escribi mi parte nada mas para hacerte divertir. Beso!